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In Desperate Need Of A Loan

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  • CHR15
    CHR15 Posts: 5,193 Forumite
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    Guys & Gals, I really need your help in getting me a loan.

    I am not asking for the following:

    One which has to be repaid

    So that's it.
    Please Help
    I really appreciate it.
    Many Thanks in return.

    OP's post edited to reflect the true requirement
  • dealer_wins
    dealer_wins Posts: 7,334 Forumite
    The sooner it becomes legal to sell a kidney in this country the better, then people wont need to rely on emergency loans so much.

    Kidney fundraising is the perfect solution for people without a job.
  • Peelerfart
    Peelerfart Posts: 2,177 Forumite
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    NO DW NO WAY!

    Can you imagine the threads on here once kidneys start to get sold!

    "I sold mine to Kidneys'R'us and now I can't get compo cos I blew all the money on a limb stretching op that went wrong - who can I sell my other kidney to I'm really desperate"
    Space available for rent
  • KingElvis
    KingElvis Posts: 4,100 Forumite
    Kidney brokers, they take a kidney and then search for the highest bidder.

    This may be funny but we all KNOW if this was legal, people would be doing it to buy electronic tat, cars, phones and other rubbish they don't need.

    That's sad but also true.
    "We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!"
  • dealer_wins
    dealer_wins Posts: 7,334 Forumite
    Peelerfart wrote: »
    NO DW NO WAY!

    Can you imagine the threads on here once kidneys start to get sold!

    "I sold mine to Kidneys'R'us and now I can't get compo cos I blew all the money on a limb stretching op that went wrong - who can I sell my other kidney to I'm really desperate"

    Dont worry, once selling Kidneys becomes socially acceptable we could move on to other suitable organs.

    Lets face it with body organs there are some oversupply issues, and if there are 2 of them, 1 can be sold in most cases.

    It would solve a lot of the debt problems,and keep the expected death age at a lower level, saving taxpayers years of pension payments.

    But most importantly it would help these poor, debt addicted people who dont know what paying back means, get loads more shiny gadgets they dont need.

    Its a win win :rotfl::rotfl:
  • theres to many people on this site who enjoy laughing at people less fortunate than themselves. if you dont have a suitable sencible answer that will help, as thats what this site is for, then keep your'e arrogant criticism to yourselves.
  • Tjrw1985
    Tjrw1985 Posts: 302 Forumite
    jachowden wrote: »
    theres to many people on this site who enjoy laughing at people less fortunate than themselves. if you dont have a suitable sencible answer that will help, as thats what this site is for, then keep your'e arrogant criticism to yourselves.

    How can anyone give a sensible reply when the OP is clearly taking the mick.
    Debt free as of 7.20am on 31st December 2012.

    Wow. Feels great :j :beer:
  • jachowden wrote: »
    theres to many people on this site who enjoy laughing at people less fortunate than themselves.
    Why are you assuming they are less fortunate - do you have evidence to back this up?
    Just maybe posters are exercising a sense of humour - how very dare they...
  • chalkie99
    chalkie99 Posts: 1,618 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    KingElvis wrote: »
    Kidney brokers, they take a kidney and then search for the highest bidder.

    This may be funny but we all KNOW if this was legal, people would be doing it to buy electronic tat, cars, phones and other rubbish they don't need.

    That's sad but also true.

    Many a true word ........ spoken in jest.

    http://gizmodo.com/5807795/teen-sells-his-kidney-for-an-ipad-2-teen-now-regrets-it
  • ILW
    ILW Posts: 18,333 Forumite
    Sainsburys sell kidneys.
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