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My cats just farted.

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  • puppypants
    puppypants Posts: 1,033 Forumite
    jesus1 wrote: »
    I like wet ones.


    What, even between the keys on your keyboard??
  • pimento
    pimento Posts: 6,243 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts
    Jasper will fart when you pick him up. Peeeeew!
    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." -- Red Adair
  • thistledome
    thistledome Posts: 1,566 Forumite
    Don't have Cats now, but when I did they used to fart sometimes. Always silent and deadly ones (unlike the Dog's audible but deadly ones). There's a lot of protein in their food.

    When we were viewing our present house the previous owner had a Cat and I was stroking it when it let go of a diabolical fart that stunk out the room for a good 2/3 minutes. So don't worry about baking bread and brewing coffee when you have viewers. Cat farts are the way to go ;)
    Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. Do not trouble their joy, don't harrass them, don't deprive them of their happiness.
  • puppypants wrote: »
    My cat Lola Jumped up in front of me on the desk while I was on the 'pooter and farted. Unfortunately, it was a "wet" fart and she sprayed my keyboard and monitor screen. Not a pleasant experience and difficult to clean!!!
    Oh my! I just sprayed the keyboard with laugh spit. Thanks for that, it made me literally laugh out loud.
  • ..That reminds me actually I saw one of these reality TV thingies a while ago it was with Rolf Harris I think. A very poorly dog was on TV, a Greyhound, the poor owner described the dog as having "exploding diarroeah" the dog died in the end. I couldn't stop laughing for thinking of the image in my head. I didn't really feel bad either!
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