The "Cripes, Christmas is almost here" December NSD thread

rising_from_the_ashes

BigMummaF wrote: »

Thought we'd better start experimenting with Green Transport--make it cheaper getting around with all the celebrations coming up in the next 12 months.

Well with all the sprouts we've eaten, we'll be running on methane!:rotfl:

Nargleblast

Who-ho! A barbecue! Just watch them chilli sprouts sizzle!

rising_from_the_ashes

The_Dragon wrote: »

got some chips going in the deep fat fryer AND being of the fire purrrrsuasion I have lit the bbq!)

mmmmmm I've got some sausages .....

Nargleblast

No, Igor! Dragon is in charge of the barbecue - last time you did one we ran out of meat and poor old Hubert nearly lost a leg. Thank goodness I found that leftover wildebeest carcass in the freezer (don't chuck nothing out, proper moneysaver, me!)

BigMummaF

Talking of asses, where's Hubert? And do we still have NSDaisy for milk? I was introduced to vodka & milk, then Tee-a Mary-a & milk--both lush :drool: & no, they don't curdle.

I'm going to put on jive rabbit cassette when I find it *scrabbles in hollow underneath the drawer of the sideboard* OUCH! *sticks finger in mouth* Found the compass from Spoon's geometry set....

Nargleblast

Good, glad you found the compass, we need that to navigate our way to the next New Year bash......(ooops, silly me, wrong kind of compass....must be the reindeer punch going to my head) I suppose it must be midnight around Egypt way now? Anyway, are those sausages ready yet, Dragon? I really fancy chilli dogs....no, Igor, not that kind of dog....I don't care how your Mama Igoretta made chilli dogs, we have a different recipe around here, one with less furry stuff in.

Candied Brussels sprouts, anyone?

BigMummaF

hhaaaaaaaaaannn---iinnnn ooonnnnnn the teellllllleeeeeeeee FFFOOOOEEE ooowwwwwwwnnn



Honey-glazed devils on horseback with kafia leaves & lemongrass gravy? *offers slightly buckled foil platter around with jigging to the music*

The_Dragon

First lot of sausages and burgers are ready (buns and condiments on the side WELL away from Igor and Hubert), hmm will just start a Shabu Shabu off on the table over there (and someone pass me some more cider will you? thank you!)

Scrabbles in a box and comes out with various "Hits of the 80's" cds, shoves a random 5 into the machine.

BigMummaF

*grabs tea towel apron from Igor's waist, not realising he likes eau nateurelle while on duty* Mmmm..put The Bangles on! *tea towel on head & starts sand dance as per Wilson, Kepple & Betty* walks like an eeee gyp shun.....

What's a...what Dragon's doing? Furthest east I've been is Great Yarmouth!

Nargleblast

Oh Denee doobedooo........yes, Igor, this is real music, not like that stuff you listen to. All that screaming and wailing. Oh, so it's not music, then? Well, what exactly is making all that racket when you are doing whatever you are doing down in the basement of Chateau Nargle? Er, on second thoughts I would rather not know...just pass us some more of that good old reindeer punch and chuck another sprout on the barbie....

Now, as it is New Year, where is Jinty when you need her? She usually brings along a load of hairy arrised blokes in skirts squeezing the life out of octopuses.