The "Cripes, Christmas is almost here" December NSD thread

Nargleblast

Cider and Quality Street....not a good combination, rising, so I think I'll stick to Igor's reindeer punch. At least I know what's in that. I think.

rising_from_the_ashes

Reindeer punch .... I'd be a bit worried about that!:eek: I bet the ABV is huge!:D

Nargleblast

It's the one drink I know that has true amnesiac properties - you have the hangover form hell, then you pass out and when you wake up again you have forgotten all about it. Last batch he made was a bit off, though, probably because he didn't scrape the antlers out properly.

Ok, we have Quality Street, BigMumma's chillied sprout thing, reindeer punch.......who's bringing the Pringles and the cheesy pineapples?

Nargleblast

Oh no, Igor, not the leftover turkey vol au vents, that is so Seventies.....you'll be bringing out the Party Sevens next.

rising_from_the_ashes

mmmm you're making me hungry now Nargle .... off to hunt the cupboards for nibbles;)

BigMummaF

Nargleblast wrote: »

Sprouts Mexy Kane? That must be Brussels Sprouts with chilli, garlic and beans galore.....won't need any petroleum for the Tardis tonight then.

Thought we'd better start experimenting with Green Transport--make it cheaper getting around with all the celebrations coming up in the next 12 months. Liz's 60th crowning, a few sports days & the like, & especially the farmers singalongs.

kerri_gt wrote: »

....why does it always look the same as the food said moggie has eaten?....

Who was it said about humans & diced carrots :think:...might of been the infamous Mr Connelly, or someone of his ilk.
I hope you won't think us suvenas 'strange' when I tell you that a lot of parents must admire the work of that fella who's in "4 Weddings" & "Knotting Hill"; they watch his films most weekends because as you pass by the windows, you can hear them calling 'Hu-yyyyewwwwwwwww-eeee'.

Pity there's low cloud--I fancied seeing the Taj Mahal by moonlight. *sigh* Another time then, hopefully when the kazbah is open & I can pick up some lovely sari.
Where to next Navigator, & pass me a Pony with two cherries on a green sword please! It may be a Bank Holiday, but I still want to keep up my 5-a-day.

The_Dragon

Dragon wanders in with a basket (large basket) of cheese straws, grabs and cider and heads out to get some multipack crisps

Nargleblast

Olives stuffed with garlic? Home made pate with port in it? I promise you I did not let Igor anywhere near it. What else can I get rid of.....left over mini sausages with bacon round them? Home made Christmas cake? Home cooked ham? All washed down with liquorice vodka and limoncello? I am determined not to go shopping again, we should be able to have a good party with all our leftovers.....and with Big Mumma's Sprouts Mexy Kane the Tardis will be self propelling so no fuel costs......Where's the DJ? Music, Maestro.....something suitable for the occasion if you please....

Nargleblast

Cheese straws....yum. Did you say Pony?????That was the first alcofrolic drink I had (well, five of them) when I was 14. I circumnavigated my way home and had to have a little lie down.....ah, happy days!

The_Dragon

Dragon wanders over to the cds, grabs "The Best of Blondie" and puts it in on random (hmm got some chips going in the deep fat fryer AND being of the fire purrrrsuasion I have lit the bbq!)