My postman is eating my mail!!

dorsetmiss_2

Someone within the Royal Mail is eating our mail!!!!!!! We have received 2 empty packets, on different days, during the last week. They should have contained freebie sample cereal bars but the packets had clearly been opened and resealed and the contents, presumably, eaten! To add insult to injury, today, the word EAT was written on a letter included in the same delivery!!

I am so :mad: :mad: :mad:

Bibendum

dorsetmiss wrote:

Someone within the Royal Mail is eating our mail!!!!!!! We have received 2 empty packets, on different days, during the last week. They should have contained freebie sample cereal bars but the packets had clearly been opened and resealed and the contents, presumably, eaten! To add insult to injury, today, the word EAT was written on a letter included in the same delivery!!

I am so :mad: :mad: :mad:

Sorry, your thread title evoked a lovely vision for me of your postman placing your bank statement between 2 slices of bread and mayo and chewing through the lot....:rotfl:

hollydays

Love it! Have you thought of sending yourselves a noxious substance through the post with the same word written on..as an experiment..lol.Any suggestions for the substance?

Becles

I would call your local delivery office and let them know. They'll take it up with the postie that delivers your mail.

achtunglady

Or post yourself something laced with laxatives, Brooklax (do they still do it) is a dead ringer for chocolate but you may have to melt it so the words Brooklax imprinted in it is gone. Would be funny if it was your postie, imagine him trying to deliver his post while his guts are turning over!!!:rotfl:

dorsetmiss_2

Ooooh hollydays and achtunglady...you are evil!!!! :T :T :T :rotfl:

dorsetmiss_2

Becles wrote:

I would call your local delivery office and let them know. They'll take it up with the postie that delivers your mail.

I've emailed Royal Mail customer services...though goodness knows what sort of retribution postie will have in store for me

Thinking the laxative idea might have been better now......:p

dorsetmiss_2

achtunglady wrote:

......Would be funny if it was your postie, imagine him trying to deliver his post while his guts are turning over!!!:rotfl:

Ha, knowing him he'd probably use one of our letters to...ermm...(disturbing mental images forming!! :eek: )

hollydays

dorsetmiss wrote:

Ooooh hollydays and achtunglady...you are evil!!!! :T :T :T :rotfl:

Heh heh! Consumer revenge.

Joints

hahaha I would seriously consider adding some laxative laced on a choc bar to see what happens. Maybe a GPS tracker... hmmm

Betty_Bucket

dorsetmiss wrote:

Someone within the Royal Mail is eating our mail!!!!!!! We have received 2 empty packets, on different days, during the last week. They should have contained freebie sample cereal bars but the packets had clearly been opened and resealed and the contents, presumably, eaten! To add insult to injury, today, the word EAT was written on a letter included in the same delivery!!

I am so :mad: :mad: :mad:

We received empty package of Eat Natural today.
Maybe some have mistakenly been posted empty??
Seems strange that it is not just you