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Looby123 wrote: »

just dont go brightening it up with your cooking results or fire!!! Good luck though and hope you get both contracts!

Valid points, will defo get take away or T meal deals ( there's an esso T express just up road from 1st house)

French_Knickers

nikkilala wrote: »

Caught up to page 43 now, still wading through the pages, not commenting on all the c**p that's been going on,strong word for
me;)

How many of you recognise the dish the sausage rolls are in, the sausage rolls being made from glitched jusroll pastry and whoopsied sausages:T

Ooooh I could so eat a handful of those right now after they'd been in the over for 10 mins to warm em up!! They look delicious!

Feelinskint

No Glitches so once again a few jokes

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift..
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....
________________________________

Feelinskint

And another

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered. I then said,
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...

Feelinskint

And another

I took my wife to a restaurant..
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started.....

Feelinskint

Hopefully all the jokes can stop the fighting, so heres another

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...

Feelinskint

And heres one for all you busy at Tesco


My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...

Feelinskint

And another

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my
lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is
terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...

lindos90

Just been to Mr Ts and not sure if i have been slightly trouted, or sussed at least!

Got lots of 1p Halloween sweets, which will be great for our Christmas Fair at school, so thanks for the people who have mentioned it!

My friend helped me with my DD's 6th birthday party yesterday, and remarked how nice my tea tray was (its the 1p one of course!) I told her and she asked me to get her 6 if I could!..been back today and have done! (I like helping people AND saving money at the same time, quite a buzz!)

Anyway, while Im there I thought I would get the £4 twin pillows, even though I got the right bar code they scanned at £8, so I went to CS and asked for a refund, saying i thought they were on offer.

The CS lady looked at my receipt, looked at my bags and said 'are you a friend of Martins?' :eek::eek:

After my face turned blue and my hair stood on end, I replied 'Dont think so, why does he work here?' as innocently as I could, and then walked off in a very shifty manner!!:o:rotfl:

French_Knickers

Lyndylou wrote: »

Afternoon all

Not normally got anything to post about but just back from T's where I had my first encounter with a "trout" :mad:

I was doing my weekly shop and happened across the veg, lots of signs buy one get one free so I got some broccoli 97p and some fine trimmed beans £1 as per the list on the signs.

Noticed after I paid the offer didn't show on the receipt so off to CS and I query it, CS was so miserable just bluntly said "well you have to buy 2 of the same to get it", I said surely not when the sign lists various types of veg, she continues "well thats how it works in this shop" :mad: anyway she muttered under her breath and proceeded to open the till and thrust 97p at me then walked off to speak to another colleague.

Normally I would have just walked off but I thought I'm not going to be treated like this by her, so I went and got one of the many signs from the veg section (at this point I notice the offer ended yesterday) and returned, she ignored me standing there for 5 mins while she pretended to be busy shuffling things about on the counter, so I politely say excuse me but this is the sign.... and with that she snatched it out of my hand before I could say anything else and threw it on the side saying "well normally it only covers two of the same item".

By now I'm determined that I'm going to have DTD on it so I stand there and after a few mins she said "is there something else" :rotfl: Yes I said don't I get double back as you over charged me omg her face, she then want's me to unpack my shopping to show her the veg I got, satisfied I have the correct veg she thrusts another 97p in my direction lol I just smiled and said thank you have a good day :rotfl:

This is only the second time I have ever got DTD the first was with the 4 packs of chicken strips a week ago, got it then no problem from a different SA without having to ask as well. My local extra never seem to have any of the misprices others post about:( But did manage to get 10 more of the DM today at 34p each.

Good for you! You'd think the money was coming out of their own wages the way some of them go on.