Tesco Discussion chat & grabbits eleven +

French_Knickers

someone asked earlier about the duvets, sorry too tired to scroll back and quote...

They are slumberdown as opposed to slumberland and yes they are in the similar cloth bags as the pillows.

HappyChappy84

One more


In Louisiana , this fella, Boudreaux, had a bad vehicle accident, caused
by a truck. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was
questioning Boudreaux.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine"? the lawyer
asked.

Boudreaux responded, "Let me told you what happened. Me, I had jus
loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da . . . "

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the
question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine!"?

Boudreaux said, "I had jus got Bessie into da trailer and I was driving
down da road . . ."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish
the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after
the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Boudreaux's answer and
said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
favorite mule, Bessie"

Boudreaux thanked the Judge and proceeded, "I had just loaded Bessie, my
favorite mule, into da trailer and was driving her down da highway when
dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck
right in da side. Me, I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown
into da udder.

I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move at tall. But, I could
herd ole Bessie moanin and groanin. Me, I knew she was in some kind o'
terrible shape just by her groans.

Shortly after da accident, a Highway Patrolman, he came on da scene. He
herd Bessie moanin' and groanin' so, him, he went over ta her. After he
took hisself a look at her, he took out his gun and shot her between da
eyes. Den da Patrolman came cross da road, gun in hand, and looked at
me, and said 'How are you feeling?'"

"Now what da hell would you say?!"

HappyChappy84

A report says that 60% of 14 year old girls in Liverpool go binge drinking.


That's terrible, who's looking after their kids?

HappyChappy84

Virgin Money.


The Bank that won't fcuk you.

lottiewxm

queen_of_cheap wrote: »

boiling water, washing up liquid and a good long soak

i tend to find that scraping it gently with a spoon once its been soaking for a while tends to help

i know it won't help you now, but i always add some oil into the water while the pasta is cooking. turns it non-stick instantly

ali_r wrote: »

Chocolate is toxic to cats :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

my dog found and polished off a whole box of milk tray from under my bed... 11 ears on she is still going strong, maybe just a bit blind and forgetful! she's such a naughty dog! she's stolen curry sauce, hotdogs from out the pan while cooking and a scoop of ice cream from my bowl that she pinched when i went to put the ice cream back in the freezer!

QPR10 wrote: »

Yes & I can't remember which way round it is, but I think its you can't give cats dog food but you can give dogs cat food.

You're right! dogs can eat cat food but cats can't eat dog food because cats are carnivores and cannot digest the vegetables and rice etc that is found in dog food.

HappyChappy84

lottiewxm wrote: »

i know it won't help you now, but i always add some oil into the water while the pasta is cooking. turns it non-stick instantly



my dog found and polished off a whole box of milk tray from under my bed... 11 ears on she is still going strong, maybe just a bit blind and forgetful! she's such a naughty dog! she's stolen curry sauce, hotdogs from out the pan while cooking and a scoop of ice cream from my bowl that she pinched when i went to put the ice cream back in the freezer!



You're right! dogs can eat cat food but cats can't eat dog food because cats are carnivores and cannot digest the vegetables and rice etc that is found in dog food.

Is your dog a lab by any chance?

fudge2

Finally managed to catch up.
Now I just need to go back and find all those posts that I wanted to quote, so apologies in advance for all the posts to follow

fudge2

artha wrote: »

I've been meaning to post about that for a while. Not in relation to slowing Mr T down but why people post full barcodes when the last few numbers are surely sufficient for finding things?

celebrate wrote: »

Morning all
I agree with fudge and artha
We have to play T's at their own game and make it as difficult as we can for them to get ahead of us

The only situation the barcodes were useful for were when doing a product search to ting HO and they can tell you where an item is stocked, I did this with the galaxy tabs was useful but for the vast majority of glitched items unnecessary

Ps thanks for the pictures fudge you are a star xxx

Minnie-the-Minx wrote: »

If I check a barcode instore to be sure I have the correct product I only ever look at the last 4 or 5 figures anyway so if it gives us a little more 'protection' to only list those here I think we should make that our new policy on this thread.

I think it makes more sense than doing *^d*5s$b@ for a store name and that now seems to be the accepted norm.

kasylia wrote: »

It's agood idea just to put half of the barcode (more or less that's all you need and make tesco find the other half! )
Anyway Fudge2 - thank you so much for the pics!

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thnking this
So our new policy then, to only post the last few digits of the barcode.
And Celebrate and Kasylia, always happy to post pics if I'm able and you've got HC to thank for teaching me how to do it.
I knew the store I got them from had, had them, but it's frequented by a lot of lurkers, s.o I thought I'd be out of luck.
I couldn't believe it when I saw one on top stock and then 2 more on the shelf, if only you'd seen me, I didn't know whether to run for the scanner or the trolley first :rotfl::rotfl:, I don't think I've ever moved so fast in a t's store before.

lottiewxm

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

Is your dog a lab by any chance?

she's an Irish Setter

CookieRaider

HC do u ever sleep or do u just spend ur time getting p****d on google finding jokes? http://www.donttypelikethis.com/ :rotfl:Hope you have the beer goggles on