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HappyChappy84

More jokes later.

sweet_tooth

Christmasshopper wrote: »

The 4p items I've found have all been AW10 and SS11

Outside school now, spent ages fpund loads of ss11 items was so excited no scanners in store took them all to the till and they were all full price, wot hav i done wrong? Ah well got a 4p raincoat for ds and some selection boxes,

bensonsmum

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

Have you contacted them in the past and gave them your number?

No Happy - no previous contact from me - i think they must be getting clever at long last:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Miss_Laid

Not sure if this has been mentioned Bradwell's ice cream in Ben and Jerry (full) sized pots scanning at 50p got some of the torches at Cr@d1ey He@t4 and I hid a few round the store if anyone is going there and wants 1 or 2 pm me for info

NKLK

found some mens buzz lightyear socks today, sticker over barcode so might be one to watch for
also found some ss11 wellies and aw10 womens slippers#
all full price
noticed they've started putting out ss12 womens jeans already too

still debating if we should go to the coke truck or not

hmmmmmm

NKLK

oh and the toystory lunch box bags were all gone from the shelves so maybe they are scanning now?

jtz

HappyChappy84 wrote: »

What if Santa answered his letters truthfully?

Dear Santa
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all Yeer
yer Frend, BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about
I send you a !!!!!!!' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm
giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is
peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa

Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my
mummy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do? Love,
Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a
hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your
frigid mum, who rides his !!! constantly? It's time to give up that
dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Santa

Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for
your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when
riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favour? Leave me a bottle of
scotch. Santa

Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making
toys? Your friend, Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend
most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking
myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while
losing money at the craps table.
Hey, you wanted to know. Santa

Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're
awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica

Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible or are you just a blonde? Good luck in
whatever you do. I'm skipping your house. Santa

Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE-
PLEASE could I have one? Timmy

Timmy,
That whiney begging !!!! may work with your folks, but that crap
doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again. Santa

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Have got a sore throat and a cold, so really needed that!

Czerniacha- are you a make up artist?
Let the guessing game begin!

Issyc

Just bought 12 selection boxes. There were loads there. By the time I give them to my family, I'll be lucky to have a box left for me!

Beki88

French_Knickers wrote: »

I'm lazy and can't be bothered posting things (I don't do ebay for this reason) but if you are near me or know someone in my area that I can drop it too or meet up with then you are of course welcome to one. Where are you? I'm in the midlands.

I am in south yorkshire not to worry hun.

I am in pain and so !!!!!! off. We went to pick up the free BHS cards (o2 offer) and as we were going over one of those little bump roundabouts, an old woman pulled out on us, my partner braked but skidded into her, we were in shock and I felt OK at first but now I have pain under my shoulder and his hand hurts I think his thumb bent back wrongly.
She was badly shook up but her friend started blaming us saying she had already gone on the roundabout which she hadn't

NKLK

did they hit you on the left or right? if its left its her fault surely