disposable income

julieq

IveSeenTheLight wrote: »

Now Julieq, what usually get's the girls?

Correct use of the apostrophe helps.

julieq

(apostrophe being an affectionate term for a small, err, ahem)

JonnyBravo

The_White_Horse wrote: »

I have about £1000 left after all bills are paid (including commuting costs). We are currently a one income family. Once the wife goes back to work, this will increase to a more acceptable level.

This tends to be spent on food and petrol in the main.

The money you have left you spend on food? Or that's part of the bills?
You don't count your food budget as part of your bills?
And the petrol.... first you've included it in your bills then you're spending your £1000 left over on it. Anyone might think you've made it all up.

JonnyBravo

julieq wrote: »

ahah, sorry. Didn't realise it was a !!!!!! dangling thread. WD TWH.

eh?
Get over it. You dont know any of the people on here so wouldnt really be impressed/distressed by any answers, would you?

wotsthat

JonnyBravo wrote: »

The money you have left you spend on food?
You don't count your food budget as part of your bills?
And the petrol.... first you've included it in your bills then you're spending your £1000 left over on it. Anyone might think you've made it all up.

That's a little judgmental. He might give his left over money to people on benefits who are struggling to make ends meet. Maybe he contributes to public sector charities or people that help immigrants.

Rotor

julieq wrote: »

To be honest if it was !!!!!! dangling I doubt you'd be showing the size of your wad. Excessive display of wad tends to be a compensation for lack of !!!!!! in my experience.

I respect your devotion to research.:p Can we extrapolate this to ladies vaginal dimensions?

IveSeenTheLight

julieq wrote: »

Correct use of the apostrophe helps.

Ah well, I'm a Scotsman, so my english (deliberate) is not the best.

I thought you were saying from your experience you went for the guys with more cash and then were dissapointed by the length of material available.

IveSeenTheLight

julieq wrote: »

Ideal opportunity to do a correlation really. 1 zloty and 2p = 0"

Get your rulers out boys. Will need to be fully erect, so bears, think of 50% falls by Christmas, gold rampers think of nuclear carnage, and bulls think of Geneer flipping burgers as prices escape him.

Surely your want one of those those tailor's measuring tape to measure arround the appendage.

Isn't there the saying: -
Long and thin, goes straight in
Short and thick, does the trick

IveSeenTheLight

Rotor wrote: »

I respect your devotion to research.:p Can we extrapolate this to ladies vaginal dimensions?

Hey, it's not the size of the organ, it's the cathedral it's playing in

Joe_Bloggs

Some public sector worker colluded in designing my pockets so long that I can't reach my wallet.
J_B.