Tesco DISCUSSION, grabbits and misprices thread 11+

cousinjack_2

71sue wrote: »

Desperatly need ho number from mobile can any1 help please

0800 50 55 55 hth

celebrate

Try 01992 632222 hope your ok !!

Miss_Laid

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nuts!!!!!!!!!!

Just remembered I bought a packet of Doorman spicy nuts went thru at 25p, I love nut I do

reformedEffortmaker

i just googled "how to get banned in Tesco". This was the third hit
Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5.. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the anti-depressants were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'

Yours sincerely,


Charles Brown
Store Manager

hayleyholly

reformedEffortmaker wrote: »

i just googled "how to get banned in Tesco". This was the third hit
Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5.. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the anti-depressants were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'

Yours sincerely,


Charles Brown
Store Manager

This made me laugh out loud - BRILLIANT

mummy1983

hayleyholly wrote: »

This made me laugh out loud - BRILLIANT

Ditto Ditto Ditto :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Laughed out loud - even the boys started laughing - Scream !

cosmic-dust

wirehair wrote: »

The Rolo lollys just have a sel of £2.49 in my store . no offers ! On line they are 3 for2 .

£2.49 and BOGTF along with the Aero mint lollies mmmm.

reformedEffortmaker

I doubt very much it's true, but would love to pull some of these stunts on 31st Oct with a Trout

QPR10

cosmic-dust wrote: »

F&F short sleeve loungewear:
Blue bottoms white top on top it say's Try by day score by night.
Barcode: 5052320678822 price on jammies £14 scans at £1!

Not for me they didn't, got excited because I knew I had the right ones and I scanned them £7 :mad:

artha

French_Knickers wrote: »

I'd like to hear his story too.

In the past I've known of a few bannings but these have always been in case where people have goen to extremes. There was the guy on the news who had a garage full of stuff, people who had 2 or 3 cars from motorpoint, other people who took RnR to extreme levels.

Are you suggesting that people who just shop VERY shrewdly are now being targetted?

It's not just people who make themselves obvious in this way that get banned. Please just take care, however righteous you feel about whether you've done nothing wrong and it's all the fault of Mr T;), I can do no more than that in advising to take care based on my own personal experience and being on earlier incarnations of this thread in it's heyday.