What is the most embarrassing thing that you have been through

xoxo_2

Cullumpster wrote: »

i remember reading a thread like this a couple of years ago and laughing loudly at work and everyone asking what i was laughing at, i wish i could find it. The one i laughed at most though was along the lines of (i think, apologises if it is you and i have got this wrong) A person can't remember if it was male or female went to meet the future parent in laws, anyway they needed to go to the loo went upstairs and while they were peeing felt the need for a poo :eek: had a poo and for some reason the toilet wouldn't flush so they fished the log out of the loo and threw it out of the window, anyway after going back downstairs realised that he had thrown it on to the conservatory roof where they were drinking their tea !! haha i've probably got that completely wrong but i distinctly remember the poo and the conservatory roof, if anyone can find the link can they post it as i remember nearly falling off of my chair laughing at some of them.

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Cullumpster

Ahh you are amazing thanks, i shall sit and read this for a while.

tattycath

xoxo wrote: »

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You beat me to it-:-)

Cullumpster

just had a read it must have been in another post as well, this had pages and pages of them, also remember one on there about a girl having to have a wee in a posh house asked to powder her nose but ended up in just a powder room with a sink in it so she sat on the sink had a pee, broke the sink off of the wall and knocked herself out. i think someone had to break down the door and found her lying in a puddle of pee bless her hehe.

deedardingle

Although I have had lots of embarrassing moments, the two that stick out the most for me, involved my eldest son and being out shopping.

We were in town and both needed the loo, so I took him into the Ladies and into the cubicle with me. I discovered that I had unexpectedly started my period and rummaged in my bag to find the were no tampons in, so we then went into Boots to buy some. As we were waiting at the checkout to pay, my son asks in a voice loud enough for everyone in the the store to hear, "Mummy, why have you got blood on your knickers?"

After my son had started at nursery school, he would sometimes ask what such and such a word meant (swear word). I would explain it was a naughty word and he must not say it again. One day we were in a local shop and whilst I was selecting the things I needed, my son was chatting away to the two assistants. I heard him tell them, "Every morning, when I go to school, my mummy tells me to f*** o**!" :eek: I [STRIKE]swear[/STRIKE] promise you, my son had never, ever heard me utter that word but I don't think the assistants believed my embarrassed denial and I couldn't get my son out of the shop quick enough. :shocked: :rotfl:

dramaqueen1973

deedardingle wrote: »

Although I have had lots of embarrassing moments, the two that stick out the most for me, involved my eldest son and being out shopping.

We were in town and both needed the loo, so I took him into the Ladies and into the cubicle with me. I discovered that I had unexpectedly started my period and rummaged in my bag to find the were no tampons in, so we then went into Boots to buy some. As we were waiting at the checkout to pay, my son asks in a voice loud enough for everyone in the the store to hear, "Mummy, why have you got blood on your knickers?"

After my son had started at nursery school, he would sometimes ask what such and such a word meant (swear word). I would explain it was a naughty word and he must not say it again. One day we were in a local shop and whilst I was selecting the things I needed, my son was chatting away to the two assistants. I heard him tell them, "Every morning, when I go to school, my mummy tells me to f*** o**!" :eek: I [STRIKE]swear[/STRIKE] promise you, my son had never, ever heard me utter that word but I don't think the assistants believed my embarrassed denial and I couldn't get my son out of the shop quick enough. :shocked: :rotfl:

Hahaha this is something my boys did too....I love it!!:rotfl:

Drama xx

building_with_lego

Not embarrassing for me but I was embarrassed on his behalf...
We were walking home from infants' school when we were overtaken by a secondary schoolboy on his bike. He was (being a yoof) wearing his trousers low, with his pristine white boxers showing above.... and a huge skidmark on display to a footpath full of children and parents _pale_

DUKE

On my first day as a mature student at uni I was eager to make friends, so when I spotted a group of smokers (I'm proud to say that I no longer have that filthy habit) outside I happily went to join them. I got one of my roll-ups out, lit it, & inhaled deeply, as I grinned all round at my fellow smokers Then shock upon horrors I'd inhaled soooo deeply that I'd sucked the filter out of my fag :eek: I stood there like a fool with the filter in my mouth rather than the cigarette It certainly broke the ice.

Miley

I was in Asda, had a bad cold.... there was a group of youths stood by the customer service desk, and as I walked past I sneezed, and farted at the same time.. my hubby just walked off at left me!

There was also the time I had just started my 1st temp job, in a quiet office. On my 1st day, I was asked to move some heavy boxes. As I bent down to pick one up, I let out the longest and loudest fart I'd ever heard in my life!

Honestly, I don't have wind problems 24/7!!

deedardingle

My MIL and FIL had called in to to visit and we were in the kitchen, them sitting at the table and me at the other end of the soom, making a cuppa. I felt a small, silent trump sneak out and just at that moment, my young son came into the kitchen, running straight up to me and flinging his arms around my legs to give me a hug. He recoiled with a look of disgust and said, "eurgh mummy, you stink!!!" :blushing: