£10pp Breakfree Holidays

hels123_2

Ohhhhh Myyyyy goodness I really did laugh out loud at that one!! Brilliant!!!!!!! :T:T:T

superflygal wrote: »

Just read this on trip advisor and LMAO!

“Would you enjoy Haven Berwick? Find out here!”
Reviewed 30 August 2011NEW
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person found this review helpful

Are you wondering if a holiday at Haven Berwick is for you?
Take our simple “Hello” style quiz to find out.
Just answer a, b or c to each of the questions, then check out the results at the bottom to see if Haven is Heaven or Hell for you!


1. Football shirts should be worn…
a) only by footballers.
b) by football fans attending important football matches.
c) all the time.

2. The Department of Social Security…
a) is a drain on the nation’s resources.
b) is a vital pillar of the welfare state.
c) pays for all my holidays.

3. A appropriate ‘look’ for a 10 year old girl is…
a) Disney Princess.
b) girl next-door.
c) Amsterdam street-hooker.

4. My dog is…
a) a working animal who earns his keep.
b) a loving companion and family member.
c) an animal so vicious that no boarding kennel will accept him.

5. Chips are…
a) to be avoided by anyone following a healthy lifestyle.
b) an occasional treat.
c) all five of my five a day.

6. I holiday in Britain because…
a) I cannot stand the thought of all those ghastly foreigners.
b) I love the changing seasons and Britain’s natural beauty.
c) I am subject to a restraining order and electronic tagging.

7. Bingo is…
a) a mindless waste of time.
b) a harmless bit of fun.
c) a bit too mathematical for me.

8. Cigarettes should be…
a) avoided at all costs.
b) avoided at all costs.
c) provided to me free of charge, by complete strangers.

9. My other residence is…
a) a house which I own.
b) a rented house or flat.
c) another caravan.

10. Holiday Camp security personnel deserve…
a) every penny of their meagre wages.
b) to be treated with respect.
c) a smack in the face for asking to see my visitor’s pass.

How did you score?

Mostly a’s: Haven holidays are probably not for you.
Mostly b’s: You might enjoy a short break here.
Mostly c’s: Fire up the Nova and come on down!

• Stayed August 2011, travelled with family
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Louiseamy

Thank you for this, have managed to get a 3 night break at devon valley for the begining of easter holidays next year for the four of us for £42.50

Very pleased
:beer:

ellebee1986

Im also struggling, its asking for 6 words but can only see 4 am I being a little bit silly? lol
Thank you to OP for posting though!

ps, when peoples signatures say "July wins" etc where are you entering the competitions to win? Im a complete and utter newbie to this! lol thank youuu x

AnotherMakes3

Anyone got the other 2 codes please?

fazeypie

ellebee1986 wrote: »

Im also struggling, its asking for 6 words but can only see 4 am I being a little bit silly? lol
Thank you to OP for posting though!

ps, when peoples signatures say "July wins" etc where are you entering the competitions to win? Im a complete and utter newbie to this! lol thank youuu x

On the competitions thread which is here http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/forumdisplay.php?f=72&order=desc
Mine are actually last years- I'm too lazy to update it. It's a great place to start comping. Just read the sticky guides on how to keep track of them all and you'll be well on your way. Good luck!

fazeypie

I only typed 4 words in and I got my holiday booked with no problems

vinto

haycorns wrote: »

I'm siiting in a mobile home there righrt now. Its fab. The water park is amazing and even my cynical 17 year olds are loving hte theme park - the rides are apparently much better than they look.

did the holland site last year its fab - right in wee town for having a nosey - we all had fab time. THe paris site is great too been there loads and great for disney too

ellebee1986

Thanks Fazeypie

Still struggling with only 4 words it keeps asking me for 2 more .. how bizarre! lol
x

AnotherMakes3

ellebee1986 wrote: »

Thanks Fazeypie

Still struggling with only 4 words it keeps asking me for 2 more .. how bizarre! lol
x

Go through the link in the first post and it only asks for 4 codes :j Didn't have the 2 places I wanted on certain dates so I decided to leave it.

beachie

I decided to leave it as well. It may be £42.50 for 3 nights, but when there is only 2 of you, you can only stay two nights and there is a hefty £18 service charge on top it is alot more.

Good deal if you have 4 people though.