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Exploding Caeser dressing

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  • donnap83
    donnap83 Posts: 540 Forumite
    Sounds like my husband.

    Haha! :rotfl:
    :oGetting married 23rd June 2012!!:o
  • fadetogrey
    fadetogrey Posts: 1,648 Forumite
    +1. This has happened to me now and again with orange juice that's on the turn.

    Being taught well in chemistry lessons about shaking stuff, I always turn the bottle gently upside down then right it again, and do this a few times. Much better way to mix contents than by frenzied shaking reminiscent of hand-relief from a poor afflicted Parkinsons sufferer. ;)

    now THATS kinky...................:T:T
    counting down the time I got left.:beer::beer:
  • BonandDom
    BonandDom Posts: 497 Forumite
    No exaggeration I promise you.

    Sell by date was dec 2012 (checked in store).

    I'm agreeing with the thoughts that something gassy was going on in the bottle:D

    Cs at Tesco was good, refunded me, logged it and sent to Head Office. She advised me that they would be in touch :rotfl:

    To be honest I was a little concerned as if it had been someone elderly, or someone who had really shook the bottle, rather than the rather weak tip upside and back again that DD did, it could well have been more dangerous.

    Just got home from work and DD and DH have kindly pointed out to me I missed a bit on the ceiling - so I pointed to the bottle of Stardrops, grabbed my laptop and am currently sitting in the sun:rotfl::rotfl:
    Light travels faster than sound - that's why you can see someone who looks bright until they open their mouth.
  • Fluffnutter, you make me laugh so much :)
  • VfM4meplse
    VfM4meplse Posts: 34,269 Forumite
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    Fluffnutter, you make me laugh so much :)
    I'm just grateful that it's her and not me :D.
    Value-for-money-for-me-puhleeze!

    "No man is worth, crawling on the earth"- adapted from Bob Crewe and Bob Gaudio

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  • MamaMoo_2
    MamaMoo_2 Posts: 2,644 Forumite
    A similar thing happened to my mom once. Her own fault though.
    She'd bought a squeezy bottle of ketchup, and was squeezing it at her food like bad when *BANG* it shot everywhere. All over her, me, the two budgies, the ceiling, cupboards... Everything. I was 4 at the time, and initially thought it was my mom that had exploded. Turns out the silly moo had forgotten to remove the 'new fangled' foil seal, and upon squeezing had caused a build up of pressure.
    The budgies bloody loved it, though.
  • PurplePow
    PurplePow Posts: 1,151 Forumite
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    MamaMoo wrote: »
    and initially thought it was my mom that had exploded.

    That just made me explode coffee over my keyboard!
  • Azari
    Azari Posts: 4,317 Forumite
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    MamaMoo wrote: »
    A similar thing happened to my mom once. Her own fault though.
    She'd bought a squeezy bottle of ketchup, and was squeezing it at her food like bad when *BANG* it shot everywhere. All over her, me, the two budgies, the ceiling, cupboards... Everything. I was 4 at the time, and initially thought it was my mom that had exploded. Turns out the silly moo had forgotten to remove the 'new fangled' foil seal, and upon squeezing had caused a build up of pressure.
    The budgies bloody loved it, though.

    Can you please learn how to spell 'mum'?

    Unless you are American, of course. ;)
    There are two types of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate information.
  • pulliptears
    pulliptears Posts: 14,583 Forumite
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    Azari wrote: »
    Can you please learn how to spell 'mum'?

    Unless you are American, of course. ;)

    I think you owe her an apology...
    Mum and Mom
    Do you think Mom is an American word for Mum and that the latter is the correct spelling in England? Think again. The word Mom is widely used in the Midlands.

    "Mom and Mommy are old-English words, words that are stilled used in Birmingham and most parts of the West Midlands, we all use the term Mom and Mommy never Mum or Mummy, as here the correct spelling is Mom and Mommy has been for hundreds and hundreds of years, when people from the West Midlands went to America all those years ago they took our correct spelling with them, hence they use Mom and Mommy and we still do in the West Midlands. Here in the West Midlands the words Mum and Mummy are frowned upon as they look and sound wrong, thankfully our local schools teach our correct spelling of Mom and Mommy and the kids still come home with handmade cards with out correct Mom and Mommy Spelling on.

    I believe parts of Scotland use the Mom and Mommy term too, as I have relatives there and whenever I visit them, they and the people I visit or see use the term Mom too, however I'm not sure how widespread its use is.

    We in Birmingham and the West Midlands get annoyed when people wrongly think we are using American words, when the word Mom and Mommy aren't American they were British to start with, it's just unlike the West Midlands other areas changed their spelling."

    http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/blog/2006/04/mum-and-mom.html
  • Azari
    Azari Posts: 4,317 Forumite
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    Live and learn. :o

    Sorry, MamaMoo! :)
    There are two types of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate information.
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