fly in bread

silkysmooth69

i brought loaf of uncut bread from local supermarket packet was sealed so fly got trapped during beginning of the day its still alive but not all alive if u get me can someone give me some advice as to what i can do :beer:

Wig

Eat the bread,
Give it to the birds,
Freeze it and do options 1 or 2 some other time
Take it back to store and ask for a replacement.

Not sure why you needed help with that

silkysmooth69

becouse 1 i dont want to eat a minging fly bread 2 waste 89p on the birds
and i intend takimng it back to the store i just wondered what other peole would do

Wig

Fine you're going for option 4. What do you expect other people to do?

silkysmooth69

option 4 wont be doing as its kinda put me off getting anouther loaf of bread knowing about the last one

i would like people to give me advice as what they would do as i have never been in this situation before
i wondering would they kick off or forget about it ect ect

Ivrytwr3

the store would tahnk you for bringing it to their attention and either give you a refund or another loaf.

You could escalate it to writing a letter of complaint to their head office enclosing a photo or even the load itself.

You could always try slapping some strawberry jam on the loaf and the fly, very tasty!

silkysmooth69

thank you for the advice i pphoned the store and they said to bring it back and they will give me vouchers and refund my friend who works there says to kick off and i will get more as it is always happening as they do not check the bread before sealing it and there suppose to

Wig

So you're an ambulance chaser over a fly inside a bag of bread. What is the country coming to?

They (the supermarkets) ban people who shout these days, in this case I would agree with them banning you - if you started shouting.

RoCas

I'd remove the fly, stick it in a blender with some ants and make a smoothie

Butlers1982

compensation nation . . . . . . unbelievable.

get a grip, 89p.

DjP

My g/f goes to the local bakers two or three times a week.

Yet she never buys anything there ... hmmm

There is a hunky man who works there ...

so imagine my shock tonight when, as she was taking off her jeans, I noticed she had some dough inbetween her zipper ...

so she had some bread in her fly

can someone give me some advice as to what i can do