Mis-sold Ryanair? trip from hell !!!!

Nobjocki

Bob_the_Saver wrote: »

I'll ask around me mates I've got strees now, her's just called from London, she can't fly back after weekend cos she didn't no-ow to spell her name on the bookin so she's havin to hitch, might not be back for a couple of weeks, I'm going to run out of clean bl**dy dishes. I don't understand it, no problems on the way out she even booked the Lounge so she don't have to sit with the riff raff (or risk bumping into that c*w from the Jobcentre)
As for Blue Nun, real men just push cork in and drink out of bottle.

I don't know what's surprised me more - that a committed Ryanair follower like yourself can be so disdainful of your fellow chavs travelling with you or the fact that this post has stayed up so long.

Bob_the_Saver

Nobjocki wrote: »

I don't know what's surprised me more - that a committed Ryanair follower like yourself can be so disdainful of your fellow chavs travelling with you or the fact that this post has stayed up so long.

Who you callin a Chav Nobby? Anyways we usually try and sit in 1a 1b or 1c so we don't ave to mix with others (and cos her can't count past that)

Reggie_Rebel

Bob_the_Saver wrote: »

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Should have stuck to Building Bob, this saving lark isn't for you

Hobsons_Choice

Oh Roberto, you little tease! I'll ask Jeremy to crate up the wine and send it by Eurostar I think. He says private jet would be a dead giveaway (whatever that means). Fiona and I will book by Ranair, Flybee or Flease-y-jet then, not too sure of these names - are they owned by Mr. Branson? Obviously, we can only spend a couple of days in Espana, the summer recess is far too short, but it will be terribly interesting to view the ordinary working class folk on holiday and we look forward to it. Will 3000euros get us through the vacation do you think?
Postscript: David and Samantha tell us the correct pronunciation is "Ryanair" and they actually fly from Stansted! I think that's in the South Eastern corner of the UK, so a taxi from Hamstead shouldn't be too prohibitive. Oh gosh, I'm really getting in holiday mood now - but I'm having trouble sourcing Jeremy's Union Jack vest and shorts (told they're de riguer there). Tried Harrods, Fortnums and Harvey Nicks...does anyone know of any other shops in the London area please? I'd be most grateful.

Bob_the_Saver

Hobsons_Choice wrote: »

Oh Roberto, you little tease! I'll ask Jeremy to crate up the wine and send it by Eurostar I think. He says private jet would be a dead giveaway (whatever that means). Fiona and I will book by Ranair, Flybee or Flease-y-jet then, not too sure of these names - are they owned by Mr. Branson? Obviously, we can only spend a couple of days in Espana, the summer recess is far too short, but it will be terribly interesting to view the ordinary working class folk on holiday and we look forward to it. Will 3000euros get us through the vacation do you think?
Postscript: David and Samantha tell us the correct pronunciation is "Ryanair" and they actually fly from Stansted! I think that's in the South Eastern corner of the UK, so a taxi from Hamstead shouldn't be too prohibitive. Oh gosh, I'm really getting in holiday mood now - but I'm having trouble sourcing Jeremy's Union Jack vest and shorts (told they're de riguer there). Tried Harrods, Fortnums and Harvey Nicks...does anyone know of any other shops in the London area please? I'd be most grateful.

Ave you tried Primark and Poundland, they're usually good for thinks non alcoholic, failing that see the link below - glad your gettin in the mood or do
you mean in a mood - her does that!

http://www.unionjackshop.co.uk/catalog/147.aspx

loobs40

Bob_the_Saver wrote: »

Ave you tried Primark and Poundland, they're usually good for thinks non alcoholic, failing that see the link below - glad your gettin in the mood or do
you mean in a mood - her does that!

sort you're spellin out m8 !

its 'there' not 'they're'

Makes it ard to reed when its spelt rong

Hobsons_Choice

I'm not familiar with either of those stores Robert, and the internet link you gave has been blocked by my server (Jonathan..he came with the house). My mother-in-law (Rowena) tells me you have to book with Ryanair via the internet and that they might make extra charges on my Platinum Card? Now thinking of looking at Cunard to see if they stop at a Costa somewhere. I'm certainly getting into a rather jolly mood dahling, although I fear Jeremy is somewhat apprehensive. The poor dear worries that someone might recognise him and pester him for photographs, autographs and (even worse) advice! I told him we're unlikely to meet anyone from Surrey there but he does get into a bit of a state since his breakdown. Silly man even suspected someone was hacking into his mobile telephone at one point.

budgetflyer

Could you not get Sarah Burton to knock up a couple of pairs of the Union Jack shorts for Jeremy? She did a smashing job of our Katies dress.

If Cunard can drop you off at MALAUGA, The Puento Romana is quite a nice little pad in Marbella

Bob_the_Saver

Hobsons_Choice wrote: »

I'm not familiar with either of those stores Robert, and the internet link you gave has been blocked by my server (Jonathan..he came with the house). My mother-in-law (Rowena) tells me you have to book with Ryanair via the internet and that they might make extra charges on my Platinum Card? Now thinking of looking at Cunard to see if they stop at a Costa somewhere. I'm certainly getting into a rather jolly mood dahling, although I fear Jeremy is somewhat apprehensive. The poor dear worries that someone might recognise him and pester him for photographs, autographs and (even worse) advice! I told him we're unlikely to meet anyone from Surrey there but he does get into a bit of a state since his breakdown. Silly man even suspected someone was hacking into his mobile telephone at one point.

What a coincidence, i ad someone called Rowena once, name always reminds me of coffee makers and hovers though or is that Rowenta?
before her of course
Anways if you have a PLATIGNUM PREPAID MASTERBCARD you can avoid the fees (I got that for Martin :money:) As 4 fone hacking the social bought me and her a pair of then Ifones i hope thay aint got
bugs in them, can we get a spray of summat? cos the Jobbycentre might find out what were up to and it cud affect the disabilllity befifits i get for my
dislecsia.

PS. Who's Sarah Brunton? was she one of Spice girls?

I think I hired a Punto Romana once, is that the one with lay flat seats:D

Hobsons_Choice

Fiona says she thinks you're NOT Robert Peston! I was corresponding with you in good faith and thought I recognised the turn of phrase and the strangled vowels of Robert Peston. I was smiling at my cleverness (Bob The Saver = Robert Peston). Now I feel a complete fool, and rather hurt if you want to know the truth. Jeremy and I have booked The Marbella Club and fly out on Thursday via British Airways. No...I'm NOT going to apologise, I've been completely duped by you Bob (or whatever your real name is). You really ARE a sink estate oink aren't you and I expect you've never even been on a day trip to Oxford or Cambridge. I should have known, I s'pose...Mr O'Leary once warned me (we met at the Guinness party) that there are the lower orders out there that like nothing better than pulling apart Ryanair, in fact I believe he's thinking of increasing his flight charges by 12% just to discourage people like you.
The Marbella Club will be near enough to connect with the common people, but far enough away so that we don't have to actually mix or eat with them (shudder).
Anyway, Jeremy says the Puento Romano is full of snobs!
Postscript: Rowena is NOT surprised at the sniping about her name, she's lived with it for most of her life.
She changed her name from Russell Hobbs in the 70s....but that's another story.