Santa

shellsuit

studentphil wrote:

Shell, you can joke about the Existence of Santa or he will not bring you any gifts on Christmas night/ morning.:eek:

I know he won't - mine are under the tree already

henhog

Quackers wrote:

Dog lips follow dog noses. If you look, you'll notice that dogs noses come mainly in black, but some other shades (brown on the Golden Retriever, for example) as well. Dog lip colors by and large match their nose colors, and for good reason. Noses and lips are both made of mucous membranes, and so are very anatomically similar. So next time you're sitting in the waiting room at the vet, start comparing lip and nose color and see what you find. Try not to let the other patrons catch you at this, though, or they will become agitated. Explaining that you are just carrying out a science experiment will only agitate them further, as they may misunderstand and think you are trying to decide whether their beloved pet is worth kidnapping for animal experimentation

or maybe they just use black lipstick :rotfl:

Quackers

shellsuit wrote:

I know he won't - mine are under the tree already

But HE can take them away if you are being naughty instead of nice :eek:

I know - my Grandad told me

shellsuit

Quackers wrote:

But HE can take them away if you are being naughty instead of nice :eek:

I know - my Grandad told me

I'm always nice so my prezzies are safe!

Quackers

henhog wrote:

or maybe they just use black lipstick :rotfl:

:rolleyes: Have you seen a dog applying lipstick? - it would end up all over his nose too.

Oh, their noses are black too - perhaps it is just the lipstick

studentphil

shellsuit wrote:

I know he won't - mine are under the tree already

By Heck, dont tell us Santa is Sub- contracting these days!:rolleyes:

You just can not get the Staff these days, bringing them 4 days early :eek: :eek:

SmileBeHappy

Just so i know, if im still sane by easter time, and your hands are still functionable Phil, will i be expecting an Easter Bunny version

savingsgirl

Quackers wrote:

But HE can take them away if you are being naughty instead of nice :eek:

I know - my Grandad told me

exactly - so behave you baggage!!

shellsuit

studentphil wrote:

By Heck, dont tell us Santa is Sub- contracting these days!:rolleyes:

You just can not get the Staff these days, bringing them 4 days early :eek: :eek:

4 days early? Try 2 weeks

smokybabe

I'm so sorry Phil, but it's true, Santa does not exist














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