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Santa
studentphil
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We have all no doubt heard those Awful lies that go around of Santa not existing, which of course we all know he does exist and those doubters are lying.
Does Santa live forever though or do him and Mrs Claus have baby Santa offspring that one day grow into new Santas?
Does Santa live forever though or do him and Mrs Claus have baby Santa offspring that one day grow into new Santas?
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What the hell have you been smoking?studentphil wrote:We have all no doubt heard those Awful lies that go around of Santa not existing, which of course we all know he does exist and those doubters are lying.
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laura_marshall89 wrote:What the hell have you been smoking?
Whate ever it is I think he should share.:rotfl:£2 Coins Savings Club 2012 is £4
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laura_marshall89 wrote:What the hell have you been smoking?
What ever it is I think he should share.:rotfl:£2 Coins Savings Club 2012 is £4.............................NCFC member No: 00005.........
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oh no.
no, no, no
It is better to be thought of as an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt0 -
studentphil wrote:We have all no doubt heard those Awful lies that go around of Santa not existing, which of course we all know he does exist and those doubters are lying.
Does Santa live forever though or do him and Mrs Claus have baby Santa offspring that one day grow into new Santas?
He is immortal.Hi, we’ve had to remove your signature. If you’re not sure why please read the forum rules or email the forum team if you’re still unsure - MSE ForumTeam0 -
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You should have asked Santa when you wrote to him
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studentphil wrote:.
Does Santa live forever though or do him and Mrs Claus have baby Santa offspring that one day grow into new Santas?
Doh! You really dont know much do you?
Santa is magic.
He lives forever.
He is special and clever and kind and jolly and lovely and thoughtful and cheery 24/7.
He has a special magic sack that holds all our presents and he delivers them on Xmas Eve. Ok, I know you know that bit.
I imagine the elves are loading the sack as we speak. It is bound to take them a long time to do it.
Santa will be sleeping now. I think he must sleep for 3 or 4 days - possibly 5 to ensure he has oodles and oodles of energy to do the full delivery round.
Mrs Claus will be feeding the elves to keep up their energy levels whilst they are loading the sleigh.
The elves who are looking after the reindeer will be giving them 'reindeer pamper treatments' to ensure they are looking their best for the big night. They will have pedicures and manicures and foot massages to relax and spoil them.
They will have a sooper dooper meal full of magic dust to help them fly around the world - and, of course, to stop us all from seeing them.
Mr Claus will wake up on Christmas Eve morning and have a super dooper cooked breakfast and extra beans in case they run out of gas.
Mr & Mrs Claus do not, and will never , have children. Dont you think they have enough on their plates looking after all the elves and providing the children of the world with presents? Thats where all their love goes. And because they are magic they are going to last forever and ever and ever and ever.
Any more questions?
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Quackers wrote:Doh! You really dont know much do you?
Santa is magic.
He lives forever.
He is special and clever and kind and jolly......Yeah Yeah Yeah, but above all else he's a MAN ..... And mistakes happen!!!
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