Santa

Edinburghlass_2

:T......:T.....:T

shellsuit

Phil, you ARE joking aren't you??

It helps if ya havin a crack, to put some smilies in your posts, otherwise people will think you are being serious - you're not are you? :cool:

studentphil

I surely can not be the only one who is morally outraged with all those lying people who say Santa is not real. He has visited me every year on Christmas Eve and answers my letters every year, so that is firm evidence he exists.

I assumed he lives forever but I just sort of wondered if he did!

henhog

Quackers wrote:

Doh! You really dont know much do you?

Santa is magic.

He lives forever.

He is special and clever and kind and jolly and lovely and thoughtful and cheery 24/7.

He has a special magic sack that holds all our presents and he delivers them on Xmas Eve. Ok, I know you know that bit.

I imagine the elves are loading the sack as we speak. It is bound to take them a long time to do it.

Santa will be sleeping now. I think he must sleep for 3 or 4 days - possibly 5 to ensure he has oodles and oodles of energy to do the full delivery round.

Mrs Claus will be feeding the elves to keep up their energy levels whilst they are loading the sleigh.

The elves who are looking after the reindeer will be giving them 'reindeer pamper treatments' to ensure they are looking their best for the big night. They will have pedicures and manicures and foot massages to relax and spoil them.

They will have a sooper dooper meal full of magic dust to help them fly around the world - and, of course, to stop us all from seeing them.

Mr Claus will wake up on Christmas Eve morning and have a super dooper cooked breakfast and extra beans in case they run out of gas.

Mr & Mrs Claus do not, and will never , have children. Dont you think they have enough on their plates looking after all the elves and providing the children of the world with presents? Thats where all their love goes. And because they are magic they are going to last forever and ever and ever and ever.

Any more questions?

Why do dogs have black lips?

Rikki

So whose Father Christmas?

piper5

oh look.. another thread that will go on and on!! merely for post points. how can it be you post so intelligently about religion and disability rights, yet this you dont???
i cannot fathom it phil, you astound me beyond words!!

studentphil

shellsuit wrote:

Phil, you ARE joking aren't you??

It helps if ya havin a crack, to put some smilies in your posts, otherwise people will think you are being serious - you're not are you? :cool:

Shell, you can joke about the Existence of Santa or he will not bring you any gifts on Christmas night/ morning.:eek:

iwanttosave_2

laura_marshall89 wrote:

What the hell have you been smoking?

Maybe it was poppies he ordered for his mum?

Quackers

henhog wrote:

Why do dogs have black lips?

Dog lips follow dog noses. If you look, you'll notice that dogs noses come mainly in black, but some other shades (brown on the Golden Retriever, for example) as well. Dog lip colors by and large match their nose colors, and for good reason. Noses and lips are both made of mucous membranes, and so are very anatomically similar. So next time you're sitting in the waiting room at the vet, start comparing lip and nose color and see what you find. Try not to let the other patrons catch you at this, though, or they will become agitated. Explaining that you are just carrying out a science experiment will only agitate them further, as they may misunderstand and think you are trying to decide whether their beloved pet is worth kidnapping for animal experimentation

SmileBeHappy

iwanttosave wrote:

Maybe it was poppies he ordered for his mum?

Judging by the comlete carp hes spouting that could well be it