I could murder his pensioner

gordikin

Why did he want to murder his pensioner and what's a draw?

Norman-B

gordikin wrote: »

Why did he want to murder his pensioner and what's a draw?

Now then! Don't be naughty. Have another read of the OP's post. It will register if read more that once. I'm the last person to take the p*%% out of someones grammar and English!

tuggy12

Just in case you're hard of hearing, he's posted it again here:

eeeeeee wrote: »

I WANT TOO SCREAM , BUT IME JUST HOPE0ING THAT NO-ONE ACTUALLY BUYS THIS CAR ;
TODAY I WENT TOO VIEW A BEAUTIFUL LOOKING MARK 4 GOLF TDI 11K FROM NEW; THE OWNER WOLD NOT GIVE ME THE REGISTRATION PRIOR TOO THE AUCTION END FOR SECURITY REASONS ; HE SAID HE WAS THE 2ND OWNER THAT HE IS ELDERLY AND HARLDY USED THE CAR ONLY ON PENSION DAYS ; HENCE ITS LOW MILEAGE ;" PERFEK" I THOUGH IDEAL FOR THE MRS SCHOOL RUN TRIPS DOWN TOO GRANNIES IN BRIGHTON ... TRUELY LOVELY GLEAMING CAR INSIDE OUT ... THEN IT WENT DOWN HILL FORM THERE ON ; THIS GUY HAS AROUND 6 DIFFERENT CARS ON HIS DRIVE IN VARIOUS STATES OF REPAIR ; OHOH I THOUGHT QUIETLY ; SO ASKED TOO SEE THE PAPERWORK ... IN A MO HE SAID TAKE A GOOD LOOK ROUND AND I"LL TAKE YOU FOR A TEST DRIVE FIRST ....
SO I DID WENT FOR A DRIVE ... GOT BACK TOO HIS AND HE INVITED ME IN ; HE THEN GOT THE PAPERWORK OUT FOR THE CAR ; LIKE I WAS A CHILD , NOT A MATURE MAN OVE 50... HE HELD UP TH V5 BOOK HEN PUT IT BACK DOWN ON HIS LAP . THEN ONE BY ONE EACH RECIEPT .... HE THEN ASKED ME TOO PUT A DEPOSIT DOWN ON THE CAR AND ASKED ME FOR THE NAME AND ADDRESS PEN READY ON THE LOG BOOK!) ... A QUICK BIT OF THINKING ... I DISTRACTED HIM BY ASKING FOR THE 2ND KEY ( WHICH I SAW HE LEFT IN THE HALLWAY AS WE WENT IN ) HE PUT THE PAPERWORK IN THE SIDE BOARD OUT OF MY REACH AND WENT INTO THE HALL ... I JUMPED UP AS HE TURNED HIS BACK AND OPENED THE DRAW AND GRABBED ALL OF THE BITS OF PAPER ( ICAN STILL MOVE PRETTY QUICK LOL) ; HE CAME IN AND CAUGHT ME WITH THE PAPERWORK I MY HAND SHUTTING THE DRAW" DONT MIND DO YOU AS IME BUYING THE CAR ) HE LOOKED FURIOUS BRIGHT RED FACE LIKE HE WAS GOING TOO EXPLODE; HE SAT DOWN AND SO DID I HE THEN ASKED FOR MY DETAILS AGAIN AND I SAID HANG ON JUST NEED TOO READ THESE BITS OF PAPER SO I KNOW WHAT IME BUYING ; WHEN I GOT TOO THE BOTTOM PIECE OF PAPERWORK WHICH WAS THE V5 HE TOLD ME THAT THE NUMBERS AND LETTERS ON IT MEAN NOTHING REALLY AND THAT I WAS JUST WASTEING TIME READING IT , SO I READ IT FROM TOP TOO BOTTOM ...AND THERE IT WAS ....SCATD BROAD AS DAYLIGHT LYING DEVIOU:mad:S OLD BASKET WHO HAD OBVIOUSLY DONE THIS BEFORE
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Pollycat

Ouch, Tuggy - reading that made my ears hurt.

As others have said, not a very easy read and hardly a good explanation of what happened.

relic

That cleared it up.

Thank you.

PasturesNew

Short version, in English:

OP went to view a car to purchase.
Seller of the car indicated it was a straight forward pensioner's car (bargain, low mileage, can't go wrong)
Seller was cagey with the paperwork and keen to get the OP's name on the log book soonest.
OP distracted the seller and grabbed the paperwork.
Paperwork for the car said the car is a Category D.
Seller was clearly a devious old toe-rag, well used to stiffing buyers with dodgy/undeclared problems with cars he's selling. The Cat D should have been disclosed to the OP, but instead was deliberately evaded/hidden.

OP: If you're that mad, find out if his car selling activities should be alerted to somebody important... is he a dealer/should be declared? Or what?

fluffnutter

I'm beginning to glean that '...scatd...' means a 'Category D' car, but I'd have never have got that from the original post.

s_b

a category d write off is not logged on the v5
eeeeeeeee is just talking rubbish

ThumbRemote

relic wrote: »

I'm sorry but google translate can't detect the language used, can someone help me?

No, if you're too thick to cope with reading the message as it's written you're beyond help.

Pollycat

ThumbRemote wrote: »

No, if you're too thick to cope with reading the message as it's written you're beyond help.

Ever heard of a tongue-in-cheek comment?

I don't think anybody could say that the OP's post is easy to read.

Also, check out the avatar under your username - it works both ways.