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Whoever thought up the idea of putting tanks of tiny fish in shopping centres and charging people a quid a minute for the privelege of dunking their feet in, is a genius.
i can't think of an easier way to get rich.:rotfl:
Next month I'm launching my Garra Rufa Nadgers Nibbling Service.The man without a signature.0 -
HAHA ingenius idea, but iv heard they take a lot of lookin after, so looks gud on the outside but when doing it yourself there is prob loads of problems
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I wouldn't mind the fish bit, but I don't fancy putting my feet in a tank where dozens of others have already had theirs in that day.0
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barbiedoll wrote: »Hahahaha, love it Ruth...you and Jasper should set up shop in the local mall with a can of gravy granules and a washing up bowl. (Just don't feed him before you go!)
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And if there's any gravy left over, put it in one of those squirty bottles and voila....instant fake tan!!
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Genius Barbiedoll! Fancy going into partnership? We could offer Mutt-Manicures, Doggy-Depilation, Terrier-Tanning, etc. Best of all, Jasper-dog would be happy to receive his wages in the form of Sainsbury's Milky-Bones and Bakers Dental Delicious (his favourite treats)! For a grilled lamb-chop, he might even be prepared to offer a soothing massages (he has surprisingly soft pads for an active, nosey-parker, Staffie, and a Jasper-cuddle is very comforting if you're feeling low).
We could call it "Pleasing Paws Pamper Palace"...
We'd have to pop a cork in his little bottom during working hours though, just so we don't poison our customers with his evilly-toxic gas...0
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