Squatters

dane-katie

If i found someone in my house and couldnt get them out, id make one phone call and have a tractor full of pig swill sat outside ready to spray, im sure they would leave if not they would get covered

fluffnutter

dane-katie wrote: »

If i found someone in my house and couldnt get them out, id make one phone call and have a tractor full of pig swill sat outside ready to spray, im sure they would leave if not they would get covered

And so would your house.

robin_banks

dane-katie wrote: »

If i found someone in my house and couldnt get them out, id make one phone call and have a tractor full of pig swill sat outside ready to spray, im sure they would leave if not they would get covered

I'd love to see your insurane claim.................

toskdc

I'd like to think I could break the door down and turf them out. But tbh I'm fairly cowardly and not a fan of confrontations. Unfortunately a 999 call claiming trespassers on my property is the best I can muster

fluffnutter

toskdc wrote: »

I'd like to think I could break the door down and turf them out. But tbh I'm fairly cowardly and not a fan of confrontations. Unfortunately a 999 call claiming trespassers on my property is the best I can muster

Me too. Quite frankly, I'd probably end up making them a cuppa or something daft

Norma_Desmond

fluffnutter wrote: »

Me too. Quite frankly, I'd probably end up making them a cuppa or something daft

You big softie!

I'm afraid a quick call to my local rugby club would be in order; one of the props is roughly the size of a four seater sofa.

Azari

toskdc wrote: »

I'd like to think I could break the door down and turf them out. But tbh I'm fairly cowardly and not a fan of confrontations. Unfortunately a 999 call claiming trespassers on my property is the best I can muster

Usually?

Does this happen to you often?

pendulum

dane-katie wrote: »

If i found someone in my house and couldnt get them out, id make one phone call and have a tractor full of pig swill sat outside ready to spray, im sure they would leave if not they would get covered

This could be the worst suggestion I have ever read :rotfl:

naz101

yup you guys are right! You have made me feel better!!

If that ever happened Im sure I could get a few big guys to have a "friendly" talk with them......

i have to admit I don think I would do the pig thing...dont think i would want my house back after that...:p

Dave101t

in reality, your not going to just call the police and live homeless for 'due process'. your going to smash the window and cave in the head of the biggest one and watch the rest flee.

plus, no one has a right to occupy your regular residence. the (potential) squatting rights thing only applies to unoccupied properties, its in the small print of the law (read up on it a year ago or so).