Arrrr! The things kids say...

Mics_chick

My dd is 3.5yo and loves Cinderella and dressing up. One day about 6 months ago, she was talking about getting married and I said Mummy (me) and Daddy aren't married yet but one day we will and you will be able to wear a lovely pink bridesmaid dress (her favourite colour!). Then she told me I could wear a green dress (her 2nd favourite colour!!) but I told her I would like to wear a red one (as it's 2nd time around for both me and OH).

Anyway the other day on the way home in the car with my OH she said that Daddy should tell Santa to bring Mummy a red dress so she could get married!! Arrrrr!! It melted my heart when he told me this story... although I think her ulterior motive is that she's fed up with waiting for her bridemaid dress!!

Anyone got any cute or funny anecdotes?

reehsetin

when my cousin was little her uncle went to america and got her a nike air t-shirt, her names ria so she promptly asked her mum being the clever girl she is, how comes her uncle didnt know how to spell her name cos he spelt it the wrong way round. still makes me giggle and shes a teen now!

her little sister, there was something she did more than said.
me and my brother both wear glasses and as soon as we'd see her shes take our glasses off and hold them in her hands, she wouldnt let us put them back on again the whole time she was with us. dont think she was scared because even when we were wearing them she'd still come to us and play will us. never knew why, and since shes grown up shes forgotten she used to do it at all so no chance of finding out why

their cousin (such an adorable little bunch) went away on holiday, i asked him how it was when he came back and he said 'i wanted a truck but mummy wouldnt buy it for me' telling his mum after she said that they were in a shop and he wanted a toy, she said no, so instead of throwing a tantrum like other little kids would, he simply went upto people in the shop telling him how his mummy wouldnt buy him a truck


why do they have to grow up!!

cantcope

teehee

Apparently when i was a little girl I asked my nanny why my mummy called her the dragon.

Baby_A

I was driving along with my niece and pointed up to a train going on the bridge, she said are they the underground trains and I replied yes.

Next question, so why is it over ground!?!!!!

choccyface2006

My daughter ages 7 and I were doing her homework, it was about collective nouns. She had to make up collective nouns for things like, a crunch of leaves, a cluck of hens.....then she had to think of what the collective noun called be for, a wobble of......? Mummies boobies?? :eek: :eek:

dianasnan

Was shopping with my DD many years ago and was being pestered for a toy, gave her the usual tale that mummy had no money and couldn't afford it. Went into Marks and Sparks and went to pay by cheque, up piped a little voice 'Mummy you said you didn't have any money in your bank'
Was my face red, fortunately the assistant had kids and knew what I had meant.

Scarlett1

DD came home from school the other day singing "jingle bells batman smells robing flew away, uncle billy lost his *giggle giggle* on the motorway :eek: she learned this from another 5 year old in her class

Gabriel-Ernest

My niece was being uncharacteristically quiet one day and I asked her what she was doing.

'Playing with the little people who live in the pencil case.'

sheryldoc

My Mum n my dads new wife hate each other.. as they were best mates!!

anyways my wee sister said to her when she was there one weekend.. " I dnt kno why my mum calls you a big nosed witch, yer nose isnt THAT big and I think yer ok" LoL

pulliptears

A great one that makes DS Cringe as he is now 13...

Tom, aged 4. Im at the sink washing up.

Tom: Mummy, I know where fairy liquid comes from!
Me: Where Tom?
Tom: Volcanoes!!!
Me: I think you might have got that wrong, why do you think that?
Tom: It says so in my book!! (runs off to fetch said book)

5 minutes later he returns with a copy of Aladdin, quoting the line "And the volcano spewed a fiery liquid"
I was in bits for a good half hour.

DD also had the following to say a few weeks ago while we were sitting in traffic:

El: Muuuuuum...
Me: Yes
El: You know what they should put on roundabouts?
Me: No, go on
El: Monkeys.
Me: MONKEYS????!!
El: Yes, they could live in all the plants and trees and it would give you something to look at while you are stuck in traffic!
Me: Ahh, write to the council and suggest it.
El: I think I will.

sexy_fufu

i was in fits of laughter the other day.

I went to pick up my Daughter from Nursery to be told another child had bit her.

Anyway on the way home i asked her who had bit her she replied.

Tyler bite beths hand naughy boy he eat it. he eat it my hand.

I was laughing for ages she is only 2 and a half.

was in home and bargins the other day and there was a mom with her son and she had some hair removal cream.

Her sons asks mom why you got hair removal cream
Mom says i do
son : but why
Mom shsssssss
son where do you have hair
Mom shut up
son ok is it for dad

I had to laugh the things kids say huh she was so embarrased