Tesco misprice discussion area part 15

barriejohn69

I think we are all waiting with baited breath

leics_poshie

barriejohn69 wrote:

I think we are all waiting with baited breath

waiting also, got to leave in 10 mins

the_postman_2

seeya ......................:)

barriejohn69

quick before the bank shuts lol

sopplayer

while we are all waiting have a chuckle on this........just for those who missed it before :cool:

Dear xxxxxxx
>Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion
>in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from
>our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance
>equipment. All complaints against Mr xxxxx are listed below.

>Things Mr xxxxxxxx has done while his spouse was shopping in Tesco:
>1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
>carts when they weren't looking.
>2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
>intervals.
>3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
>rest rooms.
>4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
>'Code 3' in Housewares...... and watched what happened.
>5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on
>layaway.
>6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
>shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
>department.
>8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry
>and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
>9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,
>and picked his nose.
>10.. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the
>clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
>11.. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
>Mission Impossible" theme.
>12.. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using
>different size funnels.
>13.. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
>yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
>14.. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
>assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices
>again!!!!"
>And last, but not least ..
>15.. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
>then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

cotsvale

An apostrophe changes the meaning of some words if you leave it out.

mikeywills

chubbybrown wrote:

lol thats the best one yet.

noted ur thanks mikey

wot i luv is the way the old hands think they own the board:p

even posty gets more respect but i dont want respect willy nilly after all u got to earn it.

so when the old hands start treating me with some ill consider returning it otherwise POKE IT!:rotfl: :T

Your welcome chubby, seeing as we have had a run in already you won't find me pm'ing you anyway. If you are not here trying to benefit the community of r&rers as a whole I see very little benefit to you at all.

You have a very little fuse that gets lit far too often for me, so would certainly never include you in my buddy list. All those that manage to benefit from the priveledge of chubbs pm good luck, I and others will find our own.

TTFN chubbs.:p

rdwarr

:silenced:

chubbybrown

ok ok the silence from DUD and co has been deafening, lol

thanks for the pm's box now full sorry 4 takin so long to reply but i can only type so fast, lol

do u all want me to put it up on the board?

well dud do u want it

well honey do want it, lol i bet u do!

i listening

oh just seen u decided to come back mikey thats nice now OFF U POP sonny

barriejohn69

cotsvale wrote:

An apostrophe changes the meaning of some words if you leave it out.

Is this a hint for an R&R?