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mostlycheerful

diable wrote: »

From my understanding its a load of Toff's knocking one out on a biscuit and then some poor !!!!!! having to ......... eat it

Yes, that's the one! Fun fun fun! I have to confess that I've never actually played it but me and my mates used to laugh about it quite a lot. It was one of the greatest things I ever heard of. At first I didn't really believe it, surely no one would agree to that, if I was last I'd just refuse, I wouldn't flipping eat the flipping thing! It'd gross me out too much. I'd be sick, I'm a bit delicate when it comes to nasty stuff. Just emptying the bins often makes me heave. And the sight of mould and all sorts of nasties make me throw up, I've defo got a bit of a sensitivity regarding filth and stinky stuff and muck and yucky stuff. Nah, there's no way I could do it. Even if my life depended on it I'm not sure I could manage it. Even just thinking about stuff like this makes me start to get queasy and start coughing and salivating and choking. Euuugh! Yukkky! Gross!

diable

mostlycheerful wrote: »

Yes, that's the one! Fun fun fun! I have to confess that I've never actually played it but me and my mates used to laugh about it quite a lot. It was one of the greatest things I ever heard of. At first I didn't really believe it, surely no one would agree to that, if I was last I'd just refuse, I wouldn't flipping eat the flipping thing! It'd gross me out too much. I'd be sick, I'm a bit delicate when it comes to nasty stuff. Just emptying the bins often makes me heave. And the sight of mould and all sorts of nasties make me throw up, I've defo got a bit of a sensitivity regarding filth and stinky stuff and muck and yucky stuff. Nah, there's no way I could do it. Even if my life depended on it I'm not sure I could manage it. Even just thinking about stuff like this makes me start to get queasy and start coughing and salivating and choking. Euuugh! Yukkky! Gross!

You are in denial.......... secret soggy biscuit muncher ;o))))

mostlycheerful

diable wrote: »

You are in denial.......... secret soggy biscuit muncher ;o))))

Oh no! Busted! Good and proper. Oh no, there's no going back now, the secret's out. Truth will out. And, er, it takes one to know one! Dunnit! Eh, matey, speak up, what was that??? Paaardon, mate? What was that you were just saying? Eh? Got a little joke you'd like to share, have we?

diable

mostlycheerful wrote: »

Oh no! Busted! Good and proper. Oh no, there's no going back now, the secret's out. Truth will out. And, er, it takes one to know one! Dunnit! Eh, matey, speak up, what was that??? Paaardon, mate? What was that you were just saying? Eh? Got a little joke you'd like to share, have we?

Have an early night and place the white wine back in to the fridge and save it for the weekend ;o)))))

mostlycheerful

diable wrote: »

Have an early night and place the white wine back in to the fridge and save it for the weekend ;o)))))

I've got a whole packet of lovely chocolate digestives, if you fancy a nibble. Don't worry about the one that's a tad off colour, it's fine, believe me, there's nothing wrong with it at all.

headcone

Generali wrote: »

A banker, a Daily Mail reader and a benefit claimant are sitting at a table sharing 12 biscuits. The banker takes 11 and says to the Daily Mail reader, 'Watch out for that benefit claimant he wants your biscuit'

(via Squiffs at fool.co.uk)

A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a Fuc-ing' checking account"
To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a Fuc-ing' checking account right now."
"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!"
The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a Fuc-ing' checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see sir," the manager said, "and this Bit-ch is giving you a hard time.