Complaint about Tesco.....They cheated and conned me.......

gordikin

jamespir wrote: »

lol the funniest thread ever

Nah it's not...the ebay bus thread(s) (there's two...part one and part two) are a million times more entertaining if you can find them. If you do find them crack open a nice bottle of vino and enjoy both wine and 'the bus story'.

drussellh

Azari wrote: »

Most people seemed to be unaware that your OP was a parody even after it had been pointed out. Twice.

Some more Daily Mail headlines

Hitler's secret gay love child marries Muslim woman in a Burka....AND it is paid for by YOU-the tax payer.


Fury as high levels of immigration is shown conclusively to cause prostate cancer in white British women...AND to mention it is considered racist.

Jeff_Bridges_hair

This is actually from todays daily mail

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1356912/Josef-Fritzls-secret-dungeon-welded-shut-illegal-party-venue-teenagers.html

Azari

gordikin wrote: »

It wasn't a parody...

As a matter of plain fact it was a parody.

That was immediately obvious, to me at least, as soon as I read it.

it was plain stupid.

That, of course, is a matter of opinion.

If you had seen the rantings of a certain poster in the recent 'tofu' thread that was deleted because of its racist content you might have seen the funny side.

giraffe69

Hmmmm...interesting responses. I was trying to replicate a typical Daily Mail story and expected Gentlemen like Darkpool to jump on board and rave about the evils of Mass Immigration !

Hmmmmmm...intersting that you see fit to try to wind people up with a false post which is later claimed to ba a parody. Maybe it is but haven't you got anything better to do?

Azari

giraffe69 wrote: »

Hmmmmmm...intersting that you see fit to try to wind people up with a false post which is later claimed to ba a parody. Maybe it is but haven't you got anything better to do?

It was immediately obvious to anyone who'd seen the rantings of a certain poster in the 'tofu' thread that this was a parody and, again if you seen what it was parodying, rather a funny one.

There are quite a few 'in' jokes that not everyone gets and it's usually preferable to just move on when you see one.

drussellh

Azari wrote: »

It was immediately obvious to anyone who'd seen the rantings of a certain poster in the 'tofu' thread that this was a parody and, again if you seen what it was parodying, rather a funny one.

There are quite a few 'in' jokes that not everyone gets and it's usually preferable to just move on when you see one.

Talking about the tofu thread, it seems to have disappeared. Maybe someone with the name Ahmed has deleted it. How dare he ?

diggerman123

wife went to tesco other day , left some stuff at counter , cashier shouts after her
" scuse me love , you left your tampax and your dripping "

jamespir

diggerman123 wrote: »

wife went to tesco other day , left some stuff at counter , cashier shouts after her
" scuse me love , you left your tampax and your dripping "

thats just plain filthy

sirmarcus

drussellh wrote: »

I was highly insulted at my local Tesco and that too by a man whose English I could not understand. To make metters worse, when I rang to complain I could not make out what the staff said. Then when I wrote about it, I had a letter from Tesco accusing me of being racist and threatening to prosecute me. I wrote another letter saying that not understanding them was not my fault. I then had a visit from the Police who took me to the station, finger printed me and gave me a warning.

Absolutely fuming.

dmg24 wrote: »

Afternoon Marcus! :rotfl:

Yep well worked out....I'm drussellh and morning dmg24. My other alias is curio. :rotfl::rotfl:

Great stuff and deduction. For info, Terry Leahy is the Tesco Chief Executive and his email address is [EMAIL="terry.leahy@uk.tesco.com"]terry.leahy@uk.tesco.com[/EMAIL]. Be quick though as he leaves tesco soon.

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