Notice to Newcomers - re Trolls - Part 10

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Nargleblast

And back Fred goes to the top where he belongs.

thechippy

Evening all......:D:beer:

Erme

handyman123 wrote: »

A good Morning Bump from a sawdust covered Handy. Lady Hooray has me repairing garden furniture today.:eek:

Had rain overnight so the garden will grow at 100mph now, this includes the weeds. So it will be a busy couple of days for me now.

Driving Job later in the day, so I will see you all in a while.
Regards, Handy.:D

Ha ha ha

handyman123 wrote: »

Nay too bad, Had problems with Lady Hooray again. Reverting back to Queen Baitch.

Mrs Handy had to go for breast screening at the local Hospital, Lady H was out so we shut up the Hall. When we got back Lady H was steaming as she couldn't get in. I had left the key in the agreed place, but she had forgot to look.

If I go out I always take a key with me, I suppose if my place was worth 3.5M I wouldn't take a key with me :mad:

She started to have a go at Mrs Handy in front of Lady H's grandson, I suppose she was thinking this would teach the youngster how to deal with ones servants :mad::mad::mad:

Mrs Handy is not one to be messed with so she told her where to get off and walked out.:T:T:T

Later Her Ladyship said I can't possibly remember all Mrs Handy's Hospital appointments. I replied you were reminded twice yesterday and you expect us to always remember yours:silenced:

When Mrs Handy had to stop work for a while last year her replacement robbed her blind, we warned her what her new employee was like. Last week she said she wished she had listened to us. Some folks never learn.

Bet you wish you hadn't asked now:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Regards, Handy.:D

Okay...

Sorry brain just died. Saw some of the royal wedding.... Not all of it.I'm chez nuthouse for a few days...Best bits so far include Dr. C's first words thursday am 'cake'. (he has it way too easy) and like a good ole MSE barter of a dress mispriced in Mr S this pm so successfully bartered down to £4 (should have been £20 but there's no way am paying £20 for a size 22 frock :eek:)....

Alas some numpty got the smoking room shut all last night...was not happy :mad: He's been comatose all day. They even had a party this pm (it was roasting. Nurses don't have a hard life when all they have to do is watch a patient whilst catching a tan in the garden...bare legs abounding :rotfl:)..

Also finally these strange bunch are getting their heads around reusable ST's...... blood comes out of denim quite well with cold water and NHS hand liquid soap...discovered that today

So for folk wondering where I am I am 'chez nuthouse' (all I wanted was a few pills on Wednesday night - go figure? - and I got reported missing again for going awol straight after admission. Guys if you ever go awol from a hops never go home - find a bush...they always find you at home )

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boultdj

Evening All.

handyman123_2

Good Evening All. long Days and Short Nights at the moment.:eek:
I'm hoping I get a clear day tomorrow to start some decorating.:T

Regards to all, Handy.:D

boultdj

Morning All.

handyman123_2

Good Morning All, Sunny here bit a bit cooler.

Nargleblast

Morning all, white rabbits and all that. Erme, hope you are back in civilisation soon, take care.