Enoughs enough my cat needs to earn his keep

gettingready

Jojo_the_Tightfisted wrote: »

As most cats spend the early hours of the morning carefully spreading cat litter across the hallway outside your bedroom door, send him to an old Japanese guy that has a Zen Garden to keep the gravel in line?

Brilliant.... I am going to send my 4 too, for exactly the same reason

butler_helen

Some very good ideas... I particularly like the mice pudding idea - he would be a good [STRIKE]consumer[/STRIKE] seller of that.

So far he has licked clean a plate I hadn't realised he would reach and has cleaned my foot - thus actually increasing costs as I will now be forced to soap and glory my foot to get rid of the icky cat smell and steap the plate in goodness knows what I ensure we don't catch cat germs. He was also a great body guard last night- too great, he attacked my toes and tried to enforce the 6.30am alarm :rotfl:

I am now off the competition board to see if there's anything for free cat food or perhaps photo comps.

spike7451

butler_helen wrote: »

Some very good ideas... I particularly like the mice pudding idea - he would be a good [STRIKE]consumer[/STRIKE] seller of that.

So far he has licked clean a plate I hadn't realised he would reach and has cleaned my foot - thus actually increasing costs as I will now be forced to soap and glory my foot to get rid of the icky cat smell and steap the plate in goodness knows what I ensure we don't catch cat germs. He was also a great body guard last night- too great, he attacked my toes and tried to enforce the 6.30am alarm :rotfl:

I am now off the competition board to see if there's anything for free cat food or perhaps photo comps.

On telling kitty his fate...