Buyers are camped in our garden over Christmas

thejonesfamily

mystic_trev wrote: »

Perhaps he got a small one,as I don't believe he's cremating Enid :eek:

It was a smal gas bottle BP branded. The same ones you can pick up at homebase. I am merely Roy Walker - I say what I see.

Well this morning I felt like an Australia - we lost the ashes but I found them in with the baked beans and foil wrap. Thankfully the lid hadnt fallen open.

My life feels boring today. Normally it is a hub of activity but the C's really are being quiet.

For those who are wondering whether Mrs C picked more mnt from the garden, she was spotted bending over in the bush picking the mint.

Billybob went to the forest of dean today in the cold and then biked for a wander round Cardiff city centre, he was impressed. He then came back and used our facilities and then went back to the van where they have been all evening. I have asked billy bob if he wants to crash in our bedroom tomorrow night as I didnt think he realises that he wont be able to swing a coffin in there tomorrow.

Cant see how they are going to get the box in tomorrow, there is quite a 90 degree turn required but we all wish she would be back on her feet again so we may get that final wish.

Also, Mrs C did order the berkeley menthol dog end flower arrangement so will look forward to seeing that on Thurs.

Savvy_Sue

thejonesfamily wrote: »

Also, Mrs C did order the berkeley menthol dog end flower arrangement so will look forward to seeing that on Thurs.

Pictures Will be required! :rotfl:

thejonesfamily

mystic_trev wrote: »

What's happening? Is Enid 'Lying in State' at the back of the Campervan?

just a reminder, Enith (as i can never remember her name) died as a result of a stoke and not from the camper van fire.

thejonesfamily

Savvy_Sue wrote: »

Pictures Will be required! :rotfl:

cant remember ever seeing someone taking pictures at a funeral. It would be disrespectful to pap the box.

freddie_2

Lots of people take photos of flowers at a funeral, well normally the family if relatves who cant attend hve ordered flowers to let them see what they were like.
The coffin would be upended to standing to fit round tight corners, very common.
Its also pall bearer!

clutton_2

""camper van fire. ""

what camper van fire ??

patman99

There are so many wedding photographers round my way, I decided to specialise in funeral photography instead. No idea why, but I never did get any takers!!!.

kittiej

I think he refers to the skin shade of the person in the pic.

This is a very funny thread. I think Royd Walker's got nothing on you lol

freecyclebilly

thejonesfamily wrote: »

just a reminder, Enith (as i can never remember her name) died as a result of a stoke and not from the camper van fire.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: OMG just nearly choked on my cup of tea, very funny keep it up :T :T

thejonesfamily

patman99 wrote: »

There are so many wedding photographers round my way, I decided to specialise in funeral photography instead. No idea why, but I never did get any takers!!!.

at least with funeral pictures, you dont get anyone saying "does my bum look big in this box?" or "does the chipboard bring out the grey in my skin?"