Buyers are camped in our garden over Christmas

loobette

Gosh,so many years of lurking and I finally write something! Fantastic story line,keep it going Mr Jones.
Oh and those posters complaining of predictable etc then I can only say,if you think its boring/silly/not funny/predictable(delete as applicable) then don't read it!
L x

thejonesfamily

predictable? If you told me a couple of days ago I would become a nursing home and my guest was to fall over in our bedroom and subsequently die, I would have said it was far fetched.

Anyway, I am in work today. Mrs J is at home. I just called her, the Clampetts came over for a cooked brekkie this am after I left and they are going to use our home phone to call the solicitor as their credit has run out on their phones. I am admirable that even when their life has taken a tragic turn, they still wish to proceed today.

flimsier

bobbyj wrote: »

how sad that many on here have only bullsh1t stories to entertain their pitiful lives, fascinating.

Do you say this to people who read novels or watch films?

wearside_2

Cidersid wrote: »

please go put a sign their belongings 'free to a good home'

see how quick they disappear then

Freecycle must have a group in your area!

wearside_2

I hope that the date and place of the funeral is relayed to us all. We could then come and see for ourselves a proper "Clampett" type funeral service.

maninthestreet

wearside wrote: »

I hope that the date and place of the funeral is relayed to us all. We could then come and see for ourselves a proper "Clampett" type funeral service.

No doubt the VW camper van will be used to transport the remains of Ma Clampett to the funeral.

tamarto

maninthestreet wrote: »

I'll post on any thread I want. If you think any of my posts don't comply with the site posting rules, feel free to report them to the site administrators. ner ner ne ne ne

Finished your post for you.:cool:

charlie792

desdemona01 wrote: »

If this does get turned into a tv series they need to make sure Rob Bryden is available to play Mr Jones. I've been reading all his posts in the style of said Rob, makes it even funnier if that's possible.

TUS wrote: »

Same here!

I totally agree!

MrsBartolozzi

http://www.wildcamping.co.uk/forums/general-chat/12022-taking-wilding-just-bit-too-far-3.html


Looks like someone signed up to answer them. Username is MSE lol!

I've been loving this thread since I found it on boxing day and can only say OP, I hope it's all made up! It's really funny though, so maybe a new career on the side as a writer beckons in 2011?

Accountant_Kerry

thejonesfamily wrote: »

predictable? If you told me a couple of days ago I would become a nursing home and my guest was to fall over in our bedroom and subsequently die, I would have said it was far fetched.

Anyway, I am in work today. Mrs J is at home. I just called her, the Clampetts came over for a cooked brekkie this am after I left and they are going to use our home phone to call the solicitor as their credit has run out on their phones. I am admirable that even when their life has taken a tragic turn, they still wish to proceed today.

Hopefully you will exchange today and soon your life will be back to normal.

At least you know the new neighbours well.