I'm sorry, but I'm leaving you....

MF2015

Dear Santander,

There is no easy way to tell you this , I'm leaving you.

We have been together for so long, through the good and the bad times and I thought things between us couldn't get any better.

But recently your becoming harder to live with. There's the constant mistakes and !!!!-ups, and you're never there to listen to me.
When you are it's so hard to get through to you and you seem so distant, I can't take it any more.

I have found myself someone else, there called First Direct. I hope I'm not making a big mistake, and that you can be happy for us both but this is the only way I can see out of this mess.

We shared a lot together in life, loans, CC's, savings, even buying a house together but now that's all gone.

I hope you can find closure and see the errors of your ways and hope you don't treat others in your life the way you treated me. I'm sure by doing this you'll go far and be happy with who ever you have a relationship with.

Regards

One happy ex

x x x

diable

Thats what is like having a relationship with someone from Spain, its a pain........

CompletelyNeutral

diable wrote: »

Thats what is like having a relationship with someone from Spain, its a pain........

Is that why they cry during sex?

scott_lithgows

I regard abbey/santander as my bunny boiler ex from my past.

MF2015

scott_lithgows wrote: »

I regard abbey/santander as my bunny boiler ex from my past.

Yes, it was good at the start, but looking back I don't think it was worth it...;)

LilacPixie

MF2015 wrote: »

Yes, it was good at the start, but looking back I don't think it was worth it...;)

totally agree... I have also sought out the affections of first direct

MF2015

LilacPixie wrote: »

totally agree... I have also sought out the affections of first direct

Can I take it that your happy with them so far?

JuicyJesus

Santander gave me herpes.

Am I doing it right?

sharpy2010

If the OP genuinely means to send this to Santander, as a bit of a "jokey complaint", may I respectfully suggest that it is spellchecked first, otherwise the OP will just look a bit silly.

LilacPixie

MF2015 wrote: »

Can I take it that your happy with them so far?

so far yes, currently in the middle of the 'switch over' though so reserving full judgment but reviews are good and I know a few who really recommend them.

Loughton_Monkey

MF2015 wrote: »

Dear Santander,

There is no easy way to tell you this , I'm leaving you.

We have been together for so long, through the good and the bad times and I thought things between us couldn't get any better.

But recently your becoming harder to live with. There's the constant mistakes and !!!!-ups, and you're never there to listen to me.
When you are it's so hard to get through to you and you seem so distant, I can't take it any more.

I have found myself someone else, there called First Direct. I hope I'm not making a big mistake, and that you can be happy for us both but this is the only way I can see out of this mess.

We shared a lot together in life, loans, CC's, savings, even buying a house together but now that's all gone.

I hope you can find closure and see the errors of your ways and hope you don't treat others in your life the way you treated me. I'm sure by doing this you'll go far and be happy with who ever you have a relationship with.

Regards

One happy ex

x x x

They have just replied to your letter, but they sent it to the wrong address (mine).

It says "Computer say's no. You cannot close your account."