Explosion at Nissan parts warehouse

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LandyAndy wrote: »

You may have to push it over the white cliffs at Dover.

But don't rest on your Laurel's, or the Bluebird may not see the Skyline..;)

LandyAndy

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But don't rest on your Laurel's, or the Bluebird may not see the Skyline..;)

Datsun awful joke.:cool:

vikingaero

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But don't rest on your Laurel's, or the Bluebird may not see the Skyline..;)

You should see the Skyline if it's Sunny. I like it when it's Sunny in Almera in Spain. I was wearing a thong in Almera and my wife said that I was looking a little Micra...

LandyAndy

vikingaero wrote: »

You should see the Skyline if it's Sunny. I like it when it's Sunny in Almera in Spain. I was wearing a thong in Almera and my wife said that I was looking a little Micra...

You Mazda looked a right fool Honda beach in that.:)

Horizon81

Someone's taking the Pixo.

LandyAndy

Horizon81 wrote: »

Someone's taking the Pixo.

Perhaps we should turn over a new Leaf?

andy111

From many years ago, the old chestnut;

Best read with a Japanese accent:
Nelson Mandela is at home watching TV when there is a knock at the door. A Japanese delivery man is clutching a clipboard, pointing to a truck full of car exhausts in the driveway and yelling, "You sign, you sign!"
The bewildered president will do no such thing and slams the door.
The next day, the man is back, waving a clipboard under the great man's nose, gesturing to a truckload of brake pads and insisting, "You sign, you sign!"
Nelson gets rid of the man again, but next day he's back with two truckloads of car parts, once again insisting that the president sign for the goods.
Mandela loses his temper and yells, "Look, I don't want these. Do you understand? You have the wrong person."
Puzzled, the Japanese man consults his clipboard and asks, "Ah soh. You not Nissan Main dealer?"

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^^

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