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Do you ever want to fart during a massage?
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Heart_Shaped_Diamond wrote: »Hahaha:rotfl:. Rubytuesday I actually LOL'd at my computer!
I take it you just tried to ignore his little friend. Or did you ask if he was just happy to see you?:p
:rotfl:I got more than the friend but I stayed cool, calm and collected!Here dead we lie because we did not choose
To live and shame the land from which we sprung.
Life, to be sure, is nothing much to lose,
But young men think it is,
And we were young.
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:rotfl:You are wrong!davetrousers wrote: »I took much "more than fart" to mean !!!!!! himselfHere dead we lie because we did not choose
To live and shame the land from which we sprung.
Life, to be sure, is nothing much to lose,
But young men think it is,
And we were young.
A E Housman0 -
rubytuesday wrote: »:rotfl:I got more than the friend but I stayed cool, calm and collected!
OMG!
Perhaps he thought you were a different type of massage parlour - or maybe he is easily pleased and was being MSE ... as the other "masseurs" charge him £40 for 10 minutes, lol!:rotfl:Member of the first Mortgage Free in 3 challenge, no.19
Balance 19th April '07 = minus £27,640
Balance 1st November '09 = mortgage paid off with £1903 left over. Title deeds are now ours.0 -
I love alternative therapies & massages.
But I nearly always relax so much I feel like I'm going to fart:o
The whole holding it back (just in case) then spoils it a bit for me:o
Does this happen to anyone else?
If you give massages, do any clients ever fart:eek:
I have to admit, I dont really like going for massages and facials for much the reason you describe. Im SO paranoid, that I cant relax properly, thus defeating the point. Last time I went for one, I laid on the table and my mind reacted thus...
'Omg that smells really nice, ooo my face feels nice and soft, ooo dont fall asleep, you'll look like a div, oooo getting sleepy, NO WAKE UP, ah thats relaxing, oh god Ive just had lunch and half a jug of pimms, dont relax too much Vik, you may break wind, oooo thats relaxing, NO NO SLEEPING, oh god I think Im going to break wind, oh blimey this is relaxing, NO WAKE UP, what if I fall asleep, fart and then snore?, Oh god vik wake up'
And so on and so forth.....
I cant relax in the slightest! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:You lied to me Edward. There IS a Swansea. And other places.....
*I have done reading too*
*I have done geography as well*0 -
OMG!
Perhaps he thought you were a different type of massage parlour - or maybe he is easily pleased and was being MSE ... as the other "masseurs" charge him £40 for 10 minutes, lol!:rotfl:
Well I was practising in my own home! Everyone used to come to me as I had a huge kitchen table we used to use before we got massage tables. Mmmh maybe I should rephrase that!:rotfl:Here dead we lie because we did not choose
To live and shame the land from which we sprung.
Life, to be sure, is nothing much to lose,
But young men think it is,
And we were young.
A E Housman0
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