Do you ever want to fart during a massage?

MrsE_2

I love alternative therapies & massages.

But I nearly always relax so much I feel like I'm going to fart:o

The whole holding it back (just in case) then spoils it a bit for me:o

Does this happen to anyone else?

If you give massages, do any clients ever fart:eek:

absolutebounder

MrsE wrote: »

I love alternative therapies & massages.

But I nearly always relax so much I feel like I'm going to fart:o

The whole holding it back (just in case) then spoils it a bit for me:o

Does this happen to anyone else?

If you give massages, do any clients ever fart:eek:

Dont book me for deep relaxation therapy you will probably !!!!!! yourself.

MrsE_2

absolutebounder wrote: »

Dont book me for deep relaxation therapy you will probably !!!!!! yourself.

Go away:mad:

Men are not allowed on this board:p

absolutebounder

MrsE wrote: »

Go away:mad:

Men are not allowed on this board

where does it say that?
Now you are talking out of your @rse:eek:

flossyblog

I have been a therapist for 20 years and have had clients fart on more than one occasion. A good therapist knows that massage has the ability to relax all parts of the body and will deal with it in a professional manner.

An important part of the initial consultation should include what clients may experience. I wouldn't worry about it, just ask to go the bathroom.

Savvy_Sue

I always go before and after massage. I'm sure I do sometimes fart but I'm usually so relaxed I neither know nor care ...

oldandhappy

flossyblog wrote: »

I have been a therapist for 20 years and have had clients fart on more than one occasion. A good therapist knows that massage has the ability to relax all parts of the body and will deal with it in a professional manner.

An important part of the initial consultation should include what clients may experience. I wouldn't worry about it, just ask to go the bathroom.

A little late to ask to go to the bathroom...me thinks:rotfl:and why the bathroom they echo dont they...............;)

rubytuesday

MrsE wrote: »

I love alternative therapies & massages.

But I nearly always relax so much I feel like I'm going to fart:o

The whole holding it back (just in case) then spoils it a bit for me:o

Does this happen to anyone else?

If you give massages, do any clients ever fart:eek:

Oh MrsE who have made me laugh so much. When I was doing my massage training a bloke on my course did much worse than fart when I just so much as massaged his leg!!

Vaila

no !
last time i had a massage it was a bit painful though so i might have gave a little scream...
you should always go to the loo before a massage just in case

Heart_Shaped_Diamond

rubytuesday wrote: »

Oh MrsE who have made me laugh so much. When I was doing my massage training a bloke on my course did much worse than fart when I just so much as massaged his leg!!

Hahaha:rotfl:. Rubytuesday I actually LOL'd at my computer!

I take it you just tried to ignore his little friend. Or did you ask if he was just happy to see you?:p

suki1964

MrsE wrote: »

I love alternative therapies & massages.

But I nearly always relax so much I feel like I'm going to fart:o

The whole holding it back (just in case) then spoils it a bit for me:o

Does this happen to anyone else?

If you give massages, do any clients ever fart:eek:

Mrs E - Im shocked that you even would know the word fart - let alone actually admit to farting :eek::eek: