The things grandchildren say!

Newly_retired

My DD told me about her daughter aged nearly 6. She was being disobedient at school and for the third time in a week she and her friends did not stop playing when the whistle blew at the end of playtime.
Teacher said, "That's the third time; I shall have to talk to mummy or daddy about this."
Unashamed, the girl replied " If it's any help, I can tell you which one will be picking me up tonight" .
Obviously no recognition of the seriousness of her disobedience, just a practical reply.
But I had to laugh: it reminded me so much of her mother as a child.

lindann_2

this made me smile, my grandaughter aged 4; said her daddy can kiss rachel, (new girlfriend, not kelly's mum ), but her granddad and grandma cannot not kiss each other, not sure l would wish too! haahah,, best wishes, lindann xx

sparrer

When my DD and DSiL were looking for a new house they visited several one weekend, taking DGD1 who was then 5 years old. On the Sunday they sat down to discuss what they'd seen and DGD piped up 'I like the one with the cemetry at the back'. It took them a few moments to realise she meant conservatory! The've now been living in the house with the cemetry of 14 years

SailorSam

When we went to the Crematorium after my Mum had died, my niece (4) said;
"Is this Nannys heaven"

inneed

I was told yesterday about one grandchild who said 'Nanny I have something serious to ask you - when you were a girl did you see any dinosaurs?' When Nanny said she didn't dgd said 'Are you quite sure?'
Bless.

thorsoak

I have realised that my DGS is growing up: they live in Connecticutt & he is just 13 - when we saw him in the summer he was still very much a young lad - he is definitely a teenager now - on today's F/B page he says "oh c**p - its snowing " Last year it was "yippee - its snowing!

downshifter

On Monday I was asked (by a 4 yr old) which were my favourite computer games when I was 4!

karen24_2

my little boy told me that god lived in the church over the road and that he'd met him loads of times, all sorts went through my mind until I realised he thought the priest was god.

McKneff

My Son, years ago, came home and said they had learned a prayer,

Our father, the witches tarts in heaven........................

inkyblue_2

My daughter is a little older than the others she is 9, today on our way to school we were discussing an upcoming concert we are going to (JLS) she was telling me that she didn't really like to be at anything which went on for over an hour. I said but how ever will you manage the concert.

Very seriously she put her hand on my shoulder and said "Don't worry Mum I will dig deep"!!!

Nearly p***** myself laughing :rotfl::rotfl:

alanobrien

My 5 year old started a sentance with;
"Daddy in the olden days when you were alive"
which amused me no end