The Bankrupt Inn - Part 9

Angiepange

So_Sad_Angel wrote: »

Me too....with my lecky blanket to keep me warm & laptop to watch iplayer....don`t know why but Alan Sugar always makes me feel sleepy.

Really missing If making my horicks....oh well too many calories anyway.

Hi Angie :wave:

Im no good at making Horlicks, sorry! Don't drink it. Even twins have different tastes

Your leccy blanket sounds cosy, its cold down sarf too, might invest in one . Hope you're keeping ok hun xxx

So_Sad_Angel

Angiepange wrote: »

Your leccy blanket sounds cosy, its cold down sarf too, might invest in one . Hope you're keeping ok hun xxx

Nice thing about lecky blanket is getting into a nice warm bed....in fact sometime I go to bed early so I don`t have to heat the rest of the house :eek::eek: (if you saw my house you would know why....when I meet a millionare then I may fire up the heating;):o)

I`m OK....some bad news about DDs job today & redundancy...trying not to stress actually....the carp just keeps on coming:(

Hope you are well too.

So_Sad_Angel

alastairq wrote: »

oooh, no vino for me, tonite....upsets me medication!

cuppa tea, good read.....beats sweaty groping any day for me...

oh dear alastair..... best not to let curlys grandma hear the mention of `sweaty groping`:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Angiepange

So_Sad_Angel wrote: »

Nice thing about lecky blanket is getting into a nice warm bed....in fact sometime I go to bed early so I don`t have to heat the rest of the house :eek::eek: (if you saw my house you would know why....when I meet a millionare then I may fire up the heating;):o)

I`m OK....some bad news about DDs job today & redundancy...trying not to stress actually....the carp just keeps on coming:(

Hope you are well too.

Oh dear, sorry to hear you had bad news about your DD, the carp sometimes seems never ending doesn't it

That millionaire cant come soon enough, Alan Sugar would be no good for you though as he sends you to sleep:p, we'll have to think of someone else xx

So_Sad_Angel

Before I go to bed just wanted to say a little message to miche...... if you are reading this Hun....then pop in and have a chat anytime Sweetheart. xx

.....right now where`s that Alan Sugar bloke...I need to sleep:D:D

Night night.

sizzler

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter,
The PRINCESS..

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.


No matter what;



Metal,



Wood,



Stone,



Anything she touched would melt..



Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.


The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?



He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,


'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'




The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.



The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth..

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.





But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly .




The second prince brought diamonds.






He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.


He too was sent away disappointed.




The third prince approached. He told the princess,
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red .





She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.


And it did not melt!!!



The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. !


And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.



Question: What was in the prince's pants?








M&M's of course...


They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking??




YOU THINK I HAVE A DIRTY MIND ??????
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Angiepange

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:love the joke Sizzler!

confused76

morning all
nice to see you sizz, you've not changed
hi AP hope you are well today xx

Angiepange

confused76 wrote: »

morning all
nice to see you sizz, you've not changed
hi AP hope you are well today xx

Hi Conf :)

Im fine, how's you? Have a sore throat so hope that won't get worse. What you up to today? xx

confused76

Angiepange wrote: »

Hi Conf :)

Im fine, how's you? Have a sore throat so hope that won't get worse. What you up to today? xx

ooh lots of hot drinks and stay snug....do you have to do much?

i've just been to ww - not good :eek: 1.5lb on i've been baaad...just can't get the motivation at the moment. i only went so i knew what the score was. i need to do a supermarket top up so will write a list in a bit. nothing else planned....how about you? xx