The octosyllabic October NSD challenge

butdoineedit?

Come aboard Slowly, fancy some apple grog? It might not make you feel better but Igor's made it that strong it'll help you forget!!!!
Hope everything's ok?

slowlyfading

Apple grog sounds fab! Got a chest infection so not feeling great, but last day of term tomorrow! :j

Nargleblast

General - more grog for the crew!

What's that, Mac? Klingons off the starboard bow? I think you be having a bit too much apple shandy, they's not Klingons, they's....er. what exactly be they?

pure_dead_dopey

Ok Igor I'll have a wee dram of whatever's got apple in it.

I really hope that's not my aliens your roasting there and who put Hubert's nappy on, his head isn't usually the problem...........

Nargleblast

At yer stations, men! We is being invaded by the Wurzels and their floating combine harvester! That can only mean one thing...they be after our Bramleys! Avast there, ye lubbers!

pure_dead_dopey

singing the starboard bow, the starboard bow

chortle chortle chortle

pure_dead_dopey

ee not my bramleys!!!!

Nargleblast

I say you chaps, if you don't mind putting a halt on the drinky poos for a moment, the captain wants a quick word or two....

Thank you Mr Egremont Russet - now get that dress off and get to your station! Men - our time has come. We have to fight to defend our Coxes, our Bramleys and our Laxtons......we be pirates bold and no scurvy corn sucking, carrot crunching Wurzel is going to beat us! To battle - defend the good ship Ennessdee!

pure_dead_dopey

eehh s'cuse me, couldn't we just pull their plug thing at the back????

can't be doing with interuptions to the drinks party

Nargleblast

Good thinking Able seaman Dopey, that's hornswaggled the varmints! Igor - take them down and lash each man to an oar (what you smiling at, Maggotty Meg? Get back to scrubbing out the heads, Igor's apple and alien vindaloo means there'll be a lot of action in the nether regions tonight) and get the whip cracking - I fancies doing me some water ski-ing......