The octosyllabic October NSD challenge

solventsoon

Nargleblast wrote: »

Ahoy there, NSD-ers one and all! Tonoight's the noight when poirates bold gather together for their annual Apple Day convention in sunny Zummerzet!

I see Big Mumma and Keiss have sorted out the rigging and the navigation equipment - after those two Irish Idiots Jon O'Gold and Cox O'Rangepippin have messed things up!

(Note to censors - pirates do not do Political Correctness. Whaddya mean, one does? Egremont Russet? Curses! I knew that swab would be trouble, ever since I saw the stilettos in his luggage.....)

Now where be that Tardis? Mistress Spoon? I bet she's drunk and passed out again and forgotten to pick everyone up..

What.. me ???? never ....

I'm cleaning the carpets and putting down newspaper for Hubert... well just finished really, who am I picking up first then?

Now where did I put my sword?.....

BlimusOreilly

Yay! I've reached my target of 10 NSDs today.:j
Could you raise my target to 13 please Spoon?

Nargleblast

Oh, a life on the ocean wave.....tra la la la la la la....with cat like tread, upon our prey we steal......appley days are here again......Igor!!! Coffee now and be quick about it or Cap'n Jack Scrumpy will set his chicken on you.....I see the band be lining up on the quayside, ready to play as we set sail.....what's that they're playing? Oi've gotta brand new combine harvester.....whatever happened to I am sailing......

Nargleblast

Igor! This coffee's got bits in it.....no, don't tell me, I don't want to know. Where be General Lunacy? The sun has set over the yardarm, so it be time he opened up the ship's bar.......

jintyb

Nargleblast wrote: »

Ah harrr! Curses! It's even worse than I feared - Egremont Russet is Spoon in disguise.....all we need now is Jinty turning up in a kilt with a skull and crossbones on the sporran claiming to be Mac the Red.....

Och, ya bunch a Sassenachs - Mac the Red here, reporting for swashbuckling duties, get the wenches to fill up the zider and were off!
Get your hand from under ma kilt BMF its only a disguise:eek:

Nargleblast

Yoho there, Mac, Putrid Lil be waiting for you down below with a hot steaming mug of apple grog! And Igor has fired up the barbecue....wait a minute! A barbecue...on board a ship...a ship that's made of wood.....Igor!!!! Yer mangy sea varmint! Put that fire out!

solventsoon

Drink.... did someone mention a drink ????

Hmm... what's that burning smell? Igor... what are you doing :eek:

Nargleblast

Egremont Russet you scurvy varmint! I don't care what your mother said, you are not bringing that teddy bear on my ship...

Nargleblast

And here come Rosie Cox and Goldie Delicious, each carrying the finest pair of Bramleys anyone did see this side of Shanghai........so, Mac, who cuts your sporran?

solventsoon

Nargleblast wrote: »

Egremont Russet you scurvy varmint! I don't care what your mother said, you are not bringing that teddy bear on my ship...

But cap'n he's my lucky mascot... can't go anywhere without him:eek: