Cheer ourselves up! Any funny stories!!!

rose_sparky

Giggling here thinking about husbands' walking round wearing thongs!

rose_sparky

And before someone else steps in......I guess thongs on ebay aint wot they used to be!

FloFlo

Well I'm just back from hols and going through all the c**p (or if you buy from ebay wonderful quality ladies and kids wear at unbeatable prices) that didn't sell before I went and relisting it.

mom23

rose_sparky wrote:

And before someone else steps in......I guess thongs on ebay aint wot they used to be!

lol:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Can't picture my OH in thongs But daresay some weirdo on ebay could LOL:rotfl: (could be worth a fortune!!LOL:rotfl: )

Nytehawk

mom23 wrote:

I'll start, wasn't funny at the time but...
Last Saturday i was going out, but my nail were really awfull so i used some false nails!! never used before but looked good.

Sunday night auction ends and for the first time ever decided to pack items sunday night! Now i always pack carefully using tissue paper etc packed 10 parcels carefully and were all ready for posting!

Horror of Horror's woke up next morning to find false nail missing!!!
Checked in bed and on the floor but found nothing!OMG Had vision of buyer finding nail in parcel:eek: unwrapped each and every parcel (having to use new tissue paper and bag each time!!) still did not find nail!!! still haven't found it:eek:

There's a moral to this story somewhere

Come on you must have some better ones!!LOL:rotfl:

Now that I'm "older" (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered.

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
3. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absentminded.
5. Funny, I don't remember being absentminded.
6. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
7. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. :T
8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. :j
9. It's not hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere. :beer:
10. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after. :A