Cheer ourselves up! Any funny stories!!!

mom23

I'll start, wasn't funny at the time but...
Last Saturday i was going out, but my nail were really awfull so i used some false nails!! never used before but looked good.

Sunday night auction ends and for the first time ever decided to pack items sunday night! Now i always pack carefully using tissue paper etc packed 10 parcels carefully and were all ready for posting!

Horror of Horror's woke up next morning to find false nail missing!!!
Checked in bed and on the floor but found nothing!OMG Had vision of buyer finding nail in parcel:eek: unwrapped each and every parcel (having to use new tissue paper and bag each time!!) still did not find nail!!! still haven't found it:eek:

There's a moral to this story somewhere

Come on you must have some better ones!!LOL:rotfl:

mah_jong

Again not funny at the time......

sent parcels to the wrong people!! Was expensive and time consuming to rectify but thankfully both nice people who gave me positives!!!:cool:

FloFlo

I was asked would I wear a pair of new thongs I was selling and send them unlaundered.

mom23

FloFlo wrote:

I was asked would I wear a pair of new thongs I was selling and send them unlaundered.

Yuk!!!LOL:rotfl: (mind you it would depend how much they were willing to pay!!:rotfl: )

rls1973

FloFlo wrote:

I was asked would I wear a pair of new thongs I was selling and send them unlaundered.

OMG :eek:

many years ago my mum was selling a sunbed, the guy was on the phone for ages getting all the details, measurements, length etc etc, before his moment he had been waiting for 'is it big enough for us to have a ***** on?'

:rotfl: some people! :eek:

zeke

FloFlo wrote:

I was asked would I wear a pair of new thongs I was selling and send them unlaundered.

Got any more??

rose_sparky

FloFlo wrote:

I was asked would I wear a pair of new thongs I was selling and send them unlaundered.

I had the same request on some underwear I was selling. My husband said "give 'em to me, I'll wear 'em for a few hours!!!"

FloFlo

mom23 wrote:

Yuk!!!LOL:rotfl: (mind you it would depend how much they were willing to pay!!:rotfl: )

He was a cheapskate, picked the lowest starting priced pair 99p, creeped me out the time - he went straight on blocked bidder list. Hubby said he'd wear them and send them, could start a new business.

mom23

rose_sparky wrote:

I had the same request on some underwear I was selling. My husband said "give 'em to me, I'll wear 'em for a few hours!!!"

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emilyt

rose_sparky wrote:

I had the same request on some underwear I was selling. My husband said "give 'em to me, I'll wear 'em for a few hours!!!"

Thats brilliant. If only he had done it. I can't stop laughing now.Thanks for that.

mom23

FloFlo wrote:

He was a cheapskate, picked the lowest starting priced pair 99p, creeped me out the time - he went straight on blocked bidder list. Hubby said he'd wear them and send them, could start a new business.

LOL:rotfl: Yes could be quite a lucrative (SP) buisness as there are some weirdo's out there!!LOL:rotfl: