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You WILL have more fun with an iphone!!!!!

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  • maxtweenie
    maxtweenie Posts: 1,302 Forumite
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    Perhaps other phone users have sex with real people, unlike iPhone users who just have sex with themselves?
  • timberflake
    timberflake Posts: 1,623 Forumite
    Don't you just love it when the haters come to town!
  • seaniboy
    seaniboy Posts: 1,435 Forumite
    maxtweenie wrote: »
    Perhaps other phone users have sex with real people, unlike iPhone users who just have sex with themselves?
    No thats not true, while some iphone users are W**K**S, there is hetrosexual, bisexual & homosexual dating (read hook-up) applications.

    Rather a durty little phone are the iphones...and I'm a born again virgin 3GS user !
    If I helped or saved you money - Thank me
    If I helped you spend some money - spank me
    If I done both - :lipsrseal me:eek:
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    ;)
  • Oscar_The_Grouch
    Oscar_The_Grouch Posts: 2,246 Forumite
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    Fifer wrote: »
    Perhaps. But what would Freud have called it? ;)

    I really should learn to read my own posts back again!! Thank you for the correction!
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  • johnjo569
    johnjo569 Posts: 42 Forumite
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    Oscar_The_Grouch wrote: »
    I really should learn to read my own posts back again!! Thank you for the correction!

    If only you had the time to read your posts back, not that easy when you own an iphone and are constantly being heckled and hounded for sex!! What a hard life!
  • Esqui
    Esqui Posts: 3,414 Forumite
    Android users don't need to boast and pretend they have more sex
    Squirrel!
    If I tell you who I work for, I'm not allowed to help you. If I don't say, then I can help you with questions and fixing products. Regardless, there's still no secret EU law.
    Now 20% cooler
  • Oscar_The_Grouch
    Oscar_The_Grouch Posts: 2,246 Forumite
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    johnjo569 wrote: »
    If only you had the time to read your posts back, not that easy when you own an iphone and are constantly being heckled and hounded for sex!! What a hard life!

    Shhh!!! I don't want Mrs Grouch to know!!
    Esqui wrote: »
    Android users don't need to boast and pretend they have more sex

    Hmmm.... "Android users" used in conjunction with boasts about sex..... I suppose the inappropriate question would be "how often do you change the batteries"........
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  • Fifer
    Fifer Posts: 59,413 Forumite
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    Oscar_The_Grouch wrote: »
    Shhh!!! I don't want Mrs Grouch to know!!
    Did you mean Mrs Greuch?
    Oscar_The_Grouch wrote: »
    Hmmm.... "Android users" used in conjunction with boasts about sex..... I suppose the inappropriate question would be "how often do you change the batteries"........
    Hmmm ... "iPhone users" used in conjunction with "change the batteries"?



    :think:



    Oh! ;)
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  • bubblesmoney
    bubblesmoney Posts: 2,156 Forumite
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    did the surveyor 'catch' the data for the survey from people waiting at a busy sexually transmitted diseases clinic? then the survey would take a new meaning? :p

    anyway pointless daily mail type article. but useful to kill time discussing it. :D
    bubblesmoney :hello:
  • redux
    redux Posts: 22,979 Forumite
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    Fifer wrote: »
    Did you mean Mrs Greuch?

    Hmmm ... "iPhone users" used in conjunction with "change the batteries"?



    :think:



    Oh! ;)

    Froyd, Freud, Grouch, Greuch, who next?

    Dr Seuss?

    how long does your battery last?
    does it help you go really fast?
    does an iPhone help you pull?
    or is it just a load of bull?
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