The giving up/cutting down alcohol support thread Part 8!

yellowmonkey

Miss_Piggy wrote: »

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Won't be the same without you YM. Mind you...you may be there wearing one of your cunning disguises...how would we know??;)

.....................;)

honeybear_2

yellowmonkey wrote: »

Shame I am working and will be unable to attend the Curry but I will be thinking of you all and hope you have a great time

Yeah, yeah...I shall be looking very closely at the people on the adjoining tables...

3 for me, please Shaggy - officially my best performance in months & there's still lots of September to go :j

365days

Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres aired on TV & Radio, some
familiar but all the better for being collated into a handy package:

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator "...And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when
Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

3. Ted Walsh (Horse Racing Commentator) -'This is really a lovely
horse. I once rode her mother.'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't
that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of
the Oxford crew."

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team
Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob,
where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE
have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were
laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
today after a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night
like this."

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC 1 's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They
seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in
his shorts."
,
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fannie
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes
to use Fannie, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."......

newroadahead

Not AF tonight..... so didnt make it to 8:o

Feel really yuck, asthma not good and have sciatica..... and my mobile doesnt work growlllllllllll:(

Must sort myself out for work tomorrow,:o

Hope everyone else is ok:A


Night all........

love

NRA xxxx

Miss_Piggy_2

365days wrote: »

Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres aired on TV & Radio, some
familiar but all the better for being collated into a handy package:

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator "...And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when
Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

3. Ted Walsh (Horse Racing Commentator) -'This is really a lovely
horse. I once rode her mother.'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't
that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of
the Oxford crew."

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team
Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob,
where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE
have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were
laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
today after a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night
like this."

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC 1 's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They
seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in
his shorts."
,
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fannie
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes
to use Fannie, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."......

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::T

Again, couldn't read these out to OH cos I was laughing so much!!!!

Miss_Piggy_2

(((hugs))) NRA. You have my sympathies...have had sciatica before and its horrendous. Catches you unawares most of the time Take it easy.

Miss P
xx

365days

Ohh how exciting the curry night has gone 'public'. Looking forward to it!

heath480

Wow what a guest list for the curry night.:T:T:T.

maman

Just calling by quickly to report another AF night:

4AF please Shaggy.

'night all.

skintscottishgirl

Still on 2 thanks and strugging but compus mentus and in one piece.

Back shift tomorrow and friday though.................................................................................

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