Gay asylum seekers from Iran and Cameroon win appeal

The_White_Horse

they should set up a government fisting office, and if one of the "gay" asylum seekers rejects the fisting, instant deportation.

now that is not a non-job. Offical Govt Fister. i would sanction that for 25k per year. Obviously would need to be straight - don't want anyone enjoying their work do we.

DarkFallout

If the approach to welcome all gay asylum seekers will be implemented everyone will pretend to be gay to make their transfer to UK easier.

Common sense.

This country is becoming a huge social security/immigration/asylum seeking camp. Probably the biggest in the world due to its soft behaviour/approaches.

Exocet

DarkFallout wrote: »

If the approach to welcome all gay asylum seekers will be implemented everyone will pretend to be gay to make their transfer to UK easier.

Hello to you. You are right, and I am pleased to come over last year. I tell your Customs I am a batty boy and they didn't even ask me to bend over! So now I am in your country and very green and pleasant it is too. My wife comes over next week. Thank you.

samhuzz

Blacklight wrote: »

Well, as I said in the OP, it could mean an influx of new people on top of migrant workers here for work, which the government are looking to put a cap on.

Also (somewhere in the thread) I also said some bloke on the radio who was in some organisation with pink in the name (I forget what he did or who he was) said that even if they weren't gay and they just said they were you couldn't send them back because when they finally get back to the country where they came from they'd step of the airplane and go home and when they got inside their mother got scared and said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, naw, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and said to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Dunno what the rest of the thread is about.

Best post ever! :rotfl::T

carolt

If you like your homophobia blatant, clearly.

Exocet

Just in case anyone thinks I was making a homophobic post I'd better explain. It was just a joke, and an attempt to wind up the previous poster. I am not and have never been a batty boy immigrant, I have no overseas wife, and I only wear high heels when the occasion demands.

samhuzz

Exocet wrote: »

Just in case anyone thinks I was making a homophobic post I'd better explain. It was just a joke, and an attempt to wind up the previous poster. I am not and have never been a batty boy immigrant, I have no overseas wife, and I only wear high heels when the occasion demands.

Oh, you've spoilt all the fun now. Can't you just pretend for a bit longer?

Exocet

samhuzz wrote: »

Oh, you've spoilt all the fun now. Can't you just pretend for a bit longer?

Not without losing my dignity and the respect of my fellow MSEers.

Malcolm.

Exocet wrote: »

I am not and have never been a batty boy immigrant.

Sheesh, another £10 pound bet down the drain.

leveller2911

The_White_Horse wrote: »

they should set up a government fisting office, and if one of the "gay" asylum seekers rejects the fisting, instant deportation.

now that is not a non-job. Offical Govt Fister. i would sanction that for 25k per year. Obviously would need to be straight - don't want anyone enjoying their work do we.

I,ll do it, got small hands too.......;)

On a serious note, we spend hundreds of millions each year in overseas development.The UK was praised by the UN for being the ONLY country in Europe that actually donated ALL of the money we pledged to the 3rd world....Whereas the likes of France,Italy and Spain reneged on their pledges.............

We do more than our fair share of good deeds around the world so IMO we should send them ALL back to where they came from,it has to be more productive to fund change in their countries of origin rather that susidising them here......


If the majority of Asylum seekers are not coming here for economic reasons then why do they destroy their passports?.....