Another new day to add to July: The No Spend Day

solventsoon

Oh dear.... who gave the cats the hobnobs? The poo trail has started already, and that's without Hubert..

Anyone got a bucket?

And Jack, stop eyeing up the valuables - Keiss, get the handcuffs on him.....

Keiss_21

Hand-cuffs here...now Jack can't get away...at least from me anyway!!

Think I saw a couple of buckets in the butler's room next to the corgis spoon...just don't let them out, as they will go mad when they see the cats!!!

solventsoon

Thanks Keiss, I'll go and find the buckets, that's all we ever seem to do on these outings, mop up animal poo:D:D oh well...

Back in a mo ... (hopefully without a load of corgis in tow)

kathy40uk

:hello:

>>>> scurrying along behind keeping all the kitties in line


Glad we got in through the window that brings me to my 20 days


oooooops kitties are scratching the persian rugs, back soon

Nargleblast

Did you say let the corgis out? Or don't let the corgis out? Ah, I see...do you want the good news or the bad news first?

solventsoon

arrrrggghhh... Nargle....

Quick everyone round the cats up..... now!!!!

solventsoon

Phew... that was close...

Cats back in the Tardis I think, who's going to take them?

Nargleblast

Quick, open the Tardis door - this way everyone! Don't let the corgis catch up.....oh no! we've left Jack behind handcuffed to one of the guards....ooh, hasn't he got a nice bearskin? DOWN, BigMumma, I said BEARskin not BAREskin....that's it, get all the mogs inside.....take the register Kathy, we had one hundred and twenty seven cats when we arrived......WHY have we got one hundred and twenty eight?? Ah, that one in the corner there is lifting his leg to urinate against the Tardis Improbability Drive mast....ah hah! Gotcha! get those false whiskers off, they don't fool me, I know you are a corgi in disguise...get him out of here someone before we get accused of dognapping....and shut that door! It's blooming cold in here....Palace have turned the heating off because HM the Q is away and I though it was going to be hot so that's why I am only wearing a bikini with my best pair of wellies and a top hat.

Keiss_21

Oh nooooo!! :eek:

Now come on Jack away from the crystal...we have to herd up all these cats!! No, you can't carry those and chase the cats and dogs!!

Watch out, put the decanters down carefully....no....not there...oh flippin' eck.....whew, just caught the claret jug before it smashed on the parquet....and the brandy one too please Jack!!

Jack...Jack...Jack....nooooo!!!!! I do NOT want to sit on this lovely big chaise longue and sing yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum...no I don't have the rum.....PLEASE put the brandy decanter down.....no, not there.....

Oooh, what have we here? A dog whistle...could we round up the corgis at leat with this??


:whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle::whistle:

Is it working???

Keiss_21

wait for me (and jack!!)!!!