NOTICE TO NEWCOMERS - Part 7 !!!!!!!

solventsoon

handyman123 wrote: »

Im feeeeling (hic) Meeloow, Woould you likes some Rozzes az swell.



My bezzy matze. Hic! Hic!

Only Joking spoon Handys resiliant if nothing else, Thanks for you support, bezzy new mate XXX.:)

Thanks Handy, I would love some roses:j:j

Take care, you are one of life's gems..... you may be resilient but we all need to let off steam from time to time, you carry on, we'll always listen.

'night Handy

Nargleblast

:beer:Good morning all, from a busy night shift Nargle......calmed down a bit now though so I can post on here. Having caught a few glimpses of the England team mincing around the pitch in their ballet frocks last night, I thought of an ideal storage place for the vuvuzelas - round up all the trolls and spammers and get them to bend over......

All together sing now.....Who can make your dinner? Prune your roses too? Paint your garden fence and escort you to the loo, the Handyman can..........:beer::A

swanfan02

Good (hic) morning everyone.:D

Numpty_Monkey

Good morning all

handyman123_2

Nargleblast wrote: »

I thought of an ideal storage place for the vuvuzelas

Morning all, Sunny and Bright again down in Scrumpy Land, Handy Has a thick head this morning, probrably down to the amount of booze consumed and not having the time to eat yesterday. We will have to get a grip on her Ladyship if this is going to work properly.

Nargle, love the coments, Thanks. The Handyman can do most things, but not everything. I'm not a great football fan but I wish they would put me in the England Team. I'm partially geriatric but If I couldnt do better?

I used to work with Alan Clarke, (Sniffer) ex Leeds and England Footballer. When he was manager of Barnsley he made his lads get up at 4 am and took them down a local coal mine. He showed them the lads on the coal face and told them that this is what the people who paid there wages had to do for a living. He went on to say that if they didnt start behaving and working harder, then this is what they would be doing for a job in the near future.

Maybe Fabio should give Alan a Call, He never saw the money that the players get today, thats why he works as a sales rep.

Anyway Coffe now (Black) then to duty. Soon as I have done at the big house it's off to look at the Labrodor Pups.

Cheers to you all, handy.:)

3Dogs

ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »

3Dogs I love this!! You made I laugh!!:D:D

If I can make somebody happy, as I pass along, then my living shall not be in vain ........

Nargleblast wrote: »

:beer:Good morning all, from a busy night shift Nargle......calmed down a bit now though so I can post on here. Having caught a few glimpses of the England team mincing around the pitch in their ballet frocks last night, I thought of an ideal storage place for the vuvuzelas - round up all the trolls and spammers and get them to bend over......

All together sing now.....Who can make your dinner? Prune your roses too? Paint your garden fence and escort you to the loo, the Handyman can..........:beer::A

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:to the vuvuzelas - them trolls, they don't like it up 'em

handyman123 wrote: »

Morning all, Sunny and Bright again down in Scrumpy Land, Handy Has a thick head this morning, probrably down to the amount of booze consumed and not having the time to eat yesterday. We will have to get a grip on her Ladyship if this is going to work properly.

Nargle, love the coments, Thanks. The Handyman can do most things, but not everything. I'm not a great football fan but I wish they would put me in the England Team. I'm partially geriatric but If I couldnt do better?

I used to work with Alan Clarke, (Sniffer) ex Leeds and England Footballer. When he was manager of Barnsley he made his lads get up at 4 am and took them down a local coal mine. He showed them the lads on the coal face and told them that this is what the people who paid there wages had to do for a living. He went on to say that if they didnt start behaving and working harder, then this is what they would be doing for a job in the near future.

Maybe Fabio should give Alan a Call, He never saw the money that the players get today, thats why he works as a sales rep.

Anyway Coffe now (Black) then to duty. Soon as I have done at the big house it's off to look at the Labrodor Pups.

Cheers to you all, handy.:)

Good luck with Her Ladyship Handy - Alan Clarke had the right idea didn't he? - Red Labs sound gorgeous !!

Morning Swanfan, Numpty and Handy - it's rather chilly here today. We're off to the auction now - promise not to get carried away bidding - will report back later on my purchases

Erme

I think I've had too much caffeine.....I'm now getting over zealous in my troll hunt :eek:....

and I still have the bug but at least I got the fridge cleaned yesterday (first time for about a year )

Hope everyone is well...even Lord Hooray....love the roses Handy...you softie

E

Geebee

Good morning everyone!!....

handyman123 wrote: »

How does Portobello mushroom with smoked bacon and brie, followed by slow roasted lamb shank with caramilised mediterainian vegetables and a peach and lemon sorbet sound.

Or Brocilli and blue vinny (dorset blue cheese, better than stilton) soup, followed by rare roast beef with a horse raddish crust, home made black forest gatuex.

I had a crash course in an Army Cookhouse! and cook for all the dinner parties. Washing up after me is a nightmare.

Change of subject, I know some of you might think, who is this Army Barmy Geezer who keeps telling stories about what he and his mates got up to? Well as we used to say in an emergency radio message NO DUFF, REAL TIME, meaning what we were about to announce was geniune. Lord Hooray is not well, I am disgusted with how he is being treated. I just have to have a rant, but I will do it off line. He may be landed, he may be a product of his upbringing, but he is still a person and the handy's are going to stick theire necks out to see he is treated with respect.

Part 1 of rant over, if anyone thinks I should rant elswhere please let me know, I understand that this tread is for purposes other than my blowing off.

handy will be back soon in a beter mood:).

Mmmm... sounds yummy Handy!. Dont worry, i'll sort the washing~up out.

I, for one, hope you dont feel that you cannot rant here. I think of this as the "Friendly Fred" and if you cant come and have a chat/moan about how good/bad your day has been. where can you go?. The anonymity here means that you can say what you feel without the fear of it having reprisal. We all need to let off steam at some point.

It will hopefully be a nice day here today, and hopefully the sun will shine on you all, wherever you are.

Have a lovely weekend everyone!!..

Numpty_Monkey

Handy
I have a rant, moan, and a laugh on this thread
I think we all do:T

Erme

I have positives...got all am jobs done...bit hyper but just had a cup of tea (strange :-S).....now just checking in. Hope you have a good spam fritter afternoon (think it's called debt busting LOL).....

In housework blitz mode LOL...(can't be bothered to do images) and it looks a tad nippy and overcast out there ...

Hope the sun is shining where you folk are...regards to Lord Hooray Handy . You do a FAB job with him :j....don't think I could do the same for Ma or sibling (siblling and I are divorced...Ma has a little contact. Pa died of heart disease)..

E