NOTICE TO NEWCOMERS - Part 7 !!!!!!!

Nargleblast

Think of the calories, Tixy, think of the calories......

Ames

I've just watched this weeks Top Gear, I actually have tears in my eyes from laughing so much.

BorassicLint

This has been a very cakey thread today - it's just as well they're virtual! Anyway I'm virtually off to bed as up at 4.45:eek:

Ooh I sound like me mum, whatever the last thing anyone said was, she would say well I'm (whatever) off to bed - like if you said I'm just gonna wash my hair, she would say well I'm just gonna wash my hair off to bed - silly I know but I'd give anything to hear her be silly again.

Anyway folks have a good day tomorrow, hopefully catch you all if I can keep my eyes open.

Happy trollzapping/spambusting and don't stay up too late!

3Dogs

Tixy wrote: »

3dogs - could you perhaps give poohbear59 some advice/tips on auctions for furniture https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/2609949
(you have become our resident auction expert now!)

Yes, Tixy, of course - I popped over, gave some advice, and we PM'd

Nargleblast wrote: »

What a porky monkey, more like!

What a [STRIKE]porky[/STRIKE] portly monkey, more like!

Nargleblast wrote: »

Let me see if I can get your juices flowing.....picture a large, doughy doughnut, with a fruity apple and blackberry and whipped cream filling, all drenched in sugar.......there used to be a bakery in my old home town that sold these....wickedness on a plate!

I think I should have this information - which shop is that Nargle? Are they still there? I need to know!!

Nargleblast

There was a little bakery in Church Mews? Off Little Church Street. It sold said blackberry and apple doughnuts. Trouble is it closed years ago and I have never found any doughnuts like it ever since.

3Dogs

Nargleblast wrote: »

There was a little bakery in Church Mews? Off Little Church Street. It sold said blackberry and apple doughnuts. Trouble is it closed years ago and I have never found any doughnuts like it ever since.

Darn it!!!! They sounded goooorrrgeous

handyman123_2

Years ago when I was working as Compere at a holiday camp near
Weston - Super - Mud. I had to visit the restaurant kitchens to borrow some material's for a gag. As I walked through the kitchen I saw the chef take out his false teeth and use them to make the decorative crimping round the top of an apple pie:eek::eek::eek:

I said to the manager, does he know that's unhygienic?

That's nothing said the manager, you want to see what he uses to make the holes in the doughnuts!!:eek::eek:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Hi all, handy's back.

handyman123_2

BorassicLint wrote: »

Handy - Sorry but I was starving this morning so I just pinched the breakfast GB left you:o - that what you get for peeking

Look I just want to get the story straight. Handy isn't a peeker. I just popped in to give fred a bump. Someone had turned the lights off, there was just a candle burning in the corner. When I eventually found the light switch I nearly jumped out of my skin, cos there you were up to your neck in Eau De Vie, bubbles and glass of rose in hand.
The gentleman that I am I averted my eyes:rotfl::D:D:rotfl: and passed you a towel.
I've already had Erme answering the door sans skirt this week.
I will be getting a bad reputation at this rate.

I'm of for a shower in a minute, and I'm making sure the doors locked:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Cheers all back in a minute.

Ames

I'm watching The Damned United, it's a bit different to the book.

3Dogs

handyman123 wrote: »

Years ago when I was working as Compere at a holiday camp near
Weston - Super - Mud. I had to visit the restaurant kitchens to borrow some material's for a gag. As I walked through the kitchen I saw the chef take out his false teeth and use them to make the decorative crimping round the top of an apple pie:eek::eek::eek:

I said to the manager, does he know that's unhygienic?

That's nothing said the manager, you want to see what he uses to make the holes in the doughnuts!!:eek::eek:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Hi all, handy's back.

Yep Handy's back all right and glad we are about it too :j :T :j :T

Ames wrote: »

I'm watching The Damned United, it's a bit different to the book.

Oh is that Brian Clough or am I being a numpty and showing myself up? (sorry Numpty)