NOTICE TO NEWCOMERS - Part 7 !!!!!!!

handyman123_2

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handyman123_2

Night all, got a terrific picture of the small owl today, good enough to be in a Bill Oddy mag. When I sort out Photobucket I will post it for you all to look at. I'm really chuffed to be able to get it. The Booger flew away every other time. Today it turned to give me it's best side.:T

see you all sometime tomorrow, cheers handy.

solventsoon

handyman123 wrote: »

Hi all, don't worry about me, Handy's fine. Things should stay pretty much the same for a month or two then who knows it wasn't as though I didn't know that this would happen at some time.

Sorry for any typo's I've had a Scotch or 5 tonight. I am getting ready for a fight, the vultures are circling and my poor old mate ain't cold yet.

I can't say too much as it wouldn't be fair. I do feel sorry for Lady H (some admission) and I will try to help if allowed. I'm sorry for unloading all this on my pal's.

Fun with MIL, they say she can't come home until social services get her all this equipment. Post code Lottery. so I have earmarked all Lord H's stuff for her. They have moved her onto 3 different wards today and each time phoned me down in Dorset (admission of location) to phone Mrs H in South Yorks cos they have not yet updated records:mad::mad:

Am I going to have fun with my local MP when this is sorted.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Sos for rant mates. Give me a subject and I will fire off a handy joke cheers.:beer:

Hi Handy
Think you're entitled to the Scotch this evening, of all evenings. You unload away, we can't help but we can listen - but just watch out for yourself as well, mind the circling vultures, they can turn out to be vicious..

Poor MIL, what a mess social services and the NHS are in, make sure you do report all this to your MP, won't do any good but at least you can get it off your chest.

Joke.... hmmmm..... how about scrumpy (brain tired, can't think of anything else at the moment:o:o).

PS: great news about the owl, look forward to seeing the pic tomorrow

3Dogs

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

I must be a wuss:o when I had an abcess that was pushing into my eyeball socket
I gave that a 7.5/10:cool::p

7.5 for that pain means you are definitely no wuss

Tixy wrote: »

Frozen scones - interesting - are they homemade and frozen or bought and frozen.

Just some I got on whoopsies at As*a some time back and hubbie couldn't eat all 12 of them that night (there were 5 left but now all gone)

Nargleblast wrote: »

Just what I was going to say, 3Dogs, watch out for signs of infection in case any bit got left in (great minds think alike or fools seldom differ, Numpty?)

Hope your OH's dentist is a good un - I used to go to the practice in Alexandra Road and RH was my dentist, he was brilliant and really good with children too.

Exchange Square, opposite Maxey's & Clifford Cross auctions - I think they are new - all foreign - the one I got was OK but hubbie's today seemed very good - put him at ease anyway and seemed very thorough - we'll have to wait and see :eek:

Me and young Billy are off to bed now to join hubbie and the other 2 pups - been sweltering here again today - need a good storm (through the night please)

Nite Nite all Spoon, when you are finished NSD updating, can you lock up Fred for the night please?

solventsoon

Glad hubbie is on the mend, 3Dogs

Fred chained to the railings now, please unchain him in the morning

'night all

swanfan02

Good morning all, Fred unchained

Numpty_Monkey

Good morning all

Geebee

Good Morning everyone...

handyman123_2

OOOH COFFEE :j
Good Morning all from a very wooley headed handyman.
The Sun is out, blue sky's looks good. Not like yesterdays weather that matched the situation, the sea fog never lifted all day.

Anyway back to business. Lots to do. More coffee and away ready for anything.

Cheers all, will call in at elevenses to see what's happening.
Handy.;)

Nargleblast

Good morning handy, up and at 'em, as they say......


Good morning trollbusters one and all. Thunderstorms in my neck of the woods last night so garden got a total drenching, which was nice. Means I don't have to get the watering can out today. Catch you all later!