NOTICE TO NEWCOMERS - Part 7 !!!!!!!

BorassicLint

Cheeky [EMAIL="s@d"]s@d[/EMAIL]!

Are you coming to London Numpty? What are you doing/where are you going?

Numpty_Monkey

yep, down south again:D
Victoria coach station for about an hour:o

BorassicLint

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

yep, down south again:D
Victoria coach station for about an hour:o

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Bl!mey that's some drive to get to a coach station, ain't you got one closer:D

Tixy

Numpty the coach station spotter :rotfl::rotfl:Will you be wearing an anorak?

Mind you it would protect you from being weed on by your nephews and nieces!

BorassicLint

Ah Numpty - just sorted through all my pics of when you were down south last time. It was a blast!!





Ooopps - one didn't come out - I think it's cos you looked like a negative with the clothes you were wearing and the dull grey skies.

Numpty_Monkey

BorassicLint wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Bl!mey that's some drive to get to a coach station, ain't you got one closer:D

Yes we have:j

Tixy wrote: »

Numpty the coach station spotter :rotfl::rotfl:I've been to few coach stations:o
Will you be wearing an anorak?:p

Mind you it would protect you from being weed on by your nephews and nieces!

:D

BorassicLint

That's me done for today folks - nice bubbly bath waiting for me - a cool glass of rose wine - some aromatherpy candles - and a fag!! (Bliss):D I've got such high standards:o;)

Happy troll/spamming.

handyman123_2

BorassicLint wrote: »

That's me done for today folks - nice bubbly bath waiting for me - a cool glass of rose wine - some aromatherpy candles - and a fag!! (Bliss):D I've got such high standards:o;)

Happy troll/spamming.

Hi Borrasic sounds great, good job handy's a gentleman. I have covered my eyes, promise not to peek.

I only called by to give fred a bump, and I got flashed.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Promise not to tell. There's another handy joke in here somewhere but I don't want to get shot:D:D:D

Cheers handy.:o:o:o

handyman123_2

Hi all, don't worry about me, Handy's fine. Things should stay pretty much the same for a month or two then who knows it wasn't as though I didn't know that this would happen at some time.

Sorry for any typo's I've had a Scotch or 5 tonight. I am getting ready for a fight, the vultures are circling and my poor old mate ain't cold yet.

I can't say too much as it wouldn't be fair. I do feel sorry for Lady H (some admission) and I will try to help if allowed. I'm sorry for unloading all this on my pal's.

Fun with MIL, they say she can't come home until social services get her all this equipment. Post code Lottery. so I have earmarked all Lord H's stuff for her. They have moved her onto 3 different wards today and each time phoned me down in Dorset (admission of location) to phone Mrs H in South Yorks cos they have not yet updated records:mad::mad:

Am I going to have fun with my local MP when this is sorted.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Sos for rant mates. Give me a subject and I will fire off a handy joke cheers.:beer:

handyman123_2

Tixy wrote: »

New page thingamajig

Shish I nearly missed the new post, Cheers for reminding me Boultdj.
Nice to see you around:beer:are on handy.