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MYSTERY SHOPPING THREAD XV - please, no mention of client names or fees on here
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mysterious_girl wrote: »What about:
I'm a bit hard of hearing and can't use the telephone. Is there anyone here who can help me?
bahahah i have to ask that 2wice today!0 -
If there is EVER a question to make you stand out as the Mystery shopper this has to be in the top 5 of the most idiotic!
We did a visit this week and as there was no smell I answered the question as such-didn't ask the receptionist anything.
Last months re-brand questions were at least plausible
I think the Hotel firm are fishing with various questions-hopefully they'll get a sensible one next month.
Top 5 Mystery shopper giveawys not in any order
1 Can I have a receipt in the burger place.
2 Can I have a coffee and a pint of beer
3 I'd like to pay for ONE game of tenpin bowling
4. After buying a full cream moccha in the shop asking for a low calorie cake!
I'm sure we all have other Q's
Or where they send a 28 year old guy to do a bank job asking about a business account when the 28 year old looks about 20 and it's a total giveaway!0 -
If there is EVER a question to make you stand out as the Mystery shopper this has to be in the top 5 of the most idiotic!
We did a visit this week and as there was no smell I answered the question as such-didn't ask the receptionist anything.
Last months re-brand questions were at least plausible
I think the Hotel firm are fishing with various questions-hopefully they'll get a sensible one next month.
Top 5 Mystery shopper giveawys not in any order
1 Can I have a receipt in the burger place.
2 Can I have a coffee and a pint of beer
3 I'd like to pay for ONE game of tenpin bowling
4. After buying a full cream moccha in the shop asking for a low calorie cake!
I'm sure we all have other Q's
Occasions when I do my loopy old lady act:
1. What syrups do you have for latte? OK. I'll have an Americano, thanks.
2. This is the car I really want to buy, but I don't want a test drive.
3. I'm looking for a new phone.
4. Loyalty card? What's that all about, then?
5. I really want to buy this TV, but I'll just have some batteries for the moment, thanks.
6. I was just wondering what types of [bank] account you offer.
7. Can you tell me the difference between your 24-hour service and your 3-day service?
8. Hello, again. That xyz I bought in here 10 minutes ago .......
9. How can I do that on the Internet, then?
10. I was thinking of a romantic mini-break, really.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:0 -
proshopper wrote: »Occasions when I do my loopy old lady act:
5. I really want to buy this TV, but I'll just have some batteries for the moment, thanks.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
PMSL! Now that is legendary.0 -
proshopper wrote: »Occasions when I do my loopy old lady act:
1. What syrups do you have for latte? OK. I'll have an Americano, thanks.
2. This is the car I really want to buy, but I don't want a test drive.
3. I'm looking for a new phone.
4. Loyalty card? What's that all about, then?
5. I really want to buy this TV, but I'll just have some batteries for the moment, thanks.
6. I was just wondering what types of [bank] account you offer.
7. Can you tell me the difference between your 24-hour service and your 3-day service?
8. Hello, again. That xyz I bought in here 10 minutes ago .......
9. How can I do that on the Internet, then?
10. I was thinking of a romantic mini-break, really.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
That is hillarious!!! I'm sat at my desk actually laughing out loud to myself!! :T Thank you!!0 -
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Quick question(s)...................
Is there an MS company that does Airport parking?
and
Are any of the MS jobs at the airports worth doing,bearing in mind ive got 3 kids in tow?
cheers
TMDC does Stansted & Heathrow airport. They are restaurant mystery shopping assignments though, not parking ones, but I think they cover parking costs.0 -
Well managed to find out why the ESA shops I was rang up about on Monday aren't showing - the woman never allocated them to be! However the woman I rang up was really helpful and gave me four for tomorrow
Spent the last 20 minutes plotting a route around them all and trying to see if there are any others I can do on the way. There is a pharmacy on RE literally opposite one of the sites but you need a prescription for it and I don't know anyone who has one :mad:
Also, they are all convenience stores where I have to complain about an own brand product - I've never done a complainant one so any help would be much appreciated
xxxJust started cashback-ing - makes me feel less guilty when I impulse buy!0 -
If there is EVER a question to make you stand out as the Mystery shopper this has to be in the top 5 of the most idiotic!
We did a visit this week and as there was no smell I answered the question as such-didn't ask the receptionist anything.
Last months re-brand questions were at least plausible
I think the Hotel firm are fishing with various questions-hopefully they'll get a sensible one next month.
Top 5 Mystery shopper giveawys not in any order
1 Can I have a receipt in the burger place.
2 Can I have a coffee and a pint of beer
3 I'd like to pay for ONE game of tenpin bowling
4. After buying a full cream moccha in the shop asking for a low calorie cake!
I'm sure we all have other Q's
Thanks blindman, I should be working right now, but instead i'm giggling like a crazy fool reading this.
Did a burger place visit recently and the girl at the counter literally, and I mean literally leap in the air when I accepted her offer of a receipt. While I sat there like Billy-no-mates eating my meal, the staff just stood at the counter staring at me :rotfl:. Then 1 of them followed me to the ladies afterward :rotfl:. Do you think they had me sussed?Sealed Pot Challenge member no:918
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Princess_Vix wrote: »Well managed to find out why the ESA shops I was rang up about on Monday aren't showing - the woman never allocated them to be! However the woman I rang up was really helpful and gave me four for tomorrow
Spent the last 20 minutes plotting a route around them all and trying to see if there are any others I can do on the way. There is a pharmacy on RE literally opposite one of the sites but you need a prescription for it and I don't know anyone who has one :mad:
Also, they are all convenience stores where I have to complain about an own brand product - I've never done a complainant one so any help would be much appreciated
xxx
After leaving the store and at a safe distance, I use my trusty safety pin to poke holes and tears into the packaging. Then i return to the store with an innocent expression on my face :A. I point out the 'damage' on the product and get me replacement/refund. It's easy and the staff are pretty good about it. Enjoy your visits
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Sealed Pot Challenge member no:918
NSD VSP member no 52
£365 in 365 days
Debt £5000, started DMP with CCCS Feb 20100
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