MSE Parents Club Part 12

tiamai_d

SS, they were selling 'well worn' (you know, the kinky sods buy used shoes to smell em and stuff) and they were irregular choice and I felt soiled *sniff*

fattybooboo

Helloooo!! Excellent news that Glam is home. Hope ur ok xx

Thanks for the all the pushchair input, I have been looking at them all today online, like the joolz a lot boogelly, almost got tempted to bid on one on ebay tonight and stopped myself!! Loving the oyster one too and the one on the kiddicare link I(sorry I shouldve noted who linked me these as I dont trust myself to thank the correct people!!) Need to wait till Ive saved some money first anyway, have taken all day to list 3 items on ebay. Plus wanna wait until we can sell the Pliko Pramette & car seat really so we have some room for a new pushchair.

Gonna try and get to bed soon as woke with a banging headache this morning and felt really sick, boooooo.

Lol at ur flashing at tia MM.

Krystaltips

tiamai_d wrote: »

I have a really naive question about the catholic method... lol...

They're supposed to pull out before the messy bit... (If that's your question? lol)

SugarSpun

tiamai_d wrote: »

SS, they were selling 'well worn' (you know, the kinky sods buy used shoes to smell em and stuff) and they were irregular choice and I felt soiled *sniff*

NO!!! What a waste! Somehow that makes them even filthier :eek::mad:

I was going to sell the flip flops I wore while pregnant as well worn because they smelled like nothing on earth by the end - but the labour ward threw them out

tiamai_d

Krystaltips wrote: »

They're supposed to pull out before the messy bit... (If that's your question? lol)

More like, what happens to the messy bit? Porno style, or change the bed style? :rotfl:

SugarSpun

Tia, the messy bit can go somewhere on your person (or at the far end of the GI tract if you like...) or on the bed.

It's worth remembering though that the sin of Onan was not masturbating per se but not putting his messy bit inside a lady - so although it's called the Catholic method it's still not strictly Catholic-friendly. Better to figure out when you ovulate and avoid the danger zone if you want to be catholic about it

Squishy

*blink blink*

*wonders what conversation she has logged on during and checks she is on the right website*

*goes to read back*

tiamai_d

SugarSpun wrote: »

Tia, the messy bit can go somewhere on your person (or at the far end of the GI tract if you like...) or on the bed.

It's worth remembering though that the sin of Onan was not masturbating per se but not putting his messy bit inside a lady - so although it's called the Catholic method it's still not strictly Catholic-friendly. Better to figure out when you ovulate and avoid the danger zone if you want to be catholic about it

Ah see, my Mr.Man had the snippy snip anyway, so it was more nosiness :rotfl:

And I'm not catholic. :A

Krystaltips

It's definitely change the bed territory in this house!

Hi Squishy

BrunoM

Coitus interruptus
:A