Mission:Control - MinnieSpender's DFW diary

MinnieSpender

jessicamb wrote:

I bet you are so glad you didnt go back to the shop with that one :rotfl:

It would have been not so much egg on my face as the full English.

But hey, if I can move heavy objects after a night's sleep, what else can I do? Ooh, it's so exciting!

ZTD

MinnieSpender wrote:

Following last night's washing machine grief (water all over the floor, expensive plumber, then machine deciding not to wash) I was almost ready to explode.

I had a picture of this, but decided not to use it...
_pale_

MinnieSpender wrote:

Instead I went to bed to "sleep" on the problem, meditating on the rather fine picture posted by ZTD (above) - ain't she just a babe?

Looks like she's a bit of a tart - she can't close her legs...

MinnieSpender wrote:

This morning, I woke up feeling like She-Ra (she's the Princess of Power, btw). I grabbed hold of the shiny new machine and yanked it out from under the worktop. No arguments - out it slid,

It knew not to get inbetween a girl and her washing...

MinnieSpender wrote:

although helped by a sneaky application of washing up liquid along the front.

Lubricant - always helpful.

MinnieSpender wrote:

Examining the pipes and taps, I found that last night's lovely plumber had switched off the water supply as well as tightening the valves.

Ooh, looking for another call-out..? What a cynic I am...

MinnieSpender wrote:

So the problem is now remedied and my clothes are spinning around like Pete Burns. :T

Go She-Ra!


:T :T :T :T :T :T :T

MinnieSpender wrote:

I'm clearly a superhero. After a little light flat blitzing, I will be off to right the wrongs of the world. If you have any requests, do let me know.

Do I want to ask for anything from a girl (which may annoy her) who has a big sword and knows the power of lubricant.... Err no.

Your washer is obviously working though ^That dress/hankerchief is whiter than white.

MinnieSpender

Ooh, err, ZTD. Nice references there! There were also comments at the Saturday night party about the spin function.

I haven't just bought a useful household appliance then. I appear to have upgraded my Rabbit...

ZTD

MinnieSpender wrote:

Ooh, err, ZTD. Nice references there! There were also comments at the Saturday night party about the spin function.

I haven't just bought a useful household appliance then. I appear to have upgraded my Rabbit...

The optional seat will be with you within 21 days, in a discreet brown wrapping. Incorporates an alarm to give you timely warning of the spin-cycle commencing.

Thank you for shopping with us.

PeachPickle

Excuse me people, but do I go around claiming to be other people? No, I do not. As you can clearly see on the left, I am She-Ra and I'll thank you to kindly not hijack my good name in future! :rotfl: :rotfl:


Glad you sorted the machine minnie, I'd probably have been straight on here asking ZTD what a valve looked like Girl power n all that :T

jessicamb

Hi Minnie/She-Ra

Is this the 22 year old you were ogling a bit since???



Dont think much of his haircut though :rotfl:

MinnieSpender

PeachPickle wrote:

Excuse me people, but do I go around claiming to be other people? No, I do not. As you can clearly see on the left, I am She-Ra and I'll thank you to kindly not hijack my good name in future! :rotfl: :rotfl:

So sorry, Peach, but I only said I woke up feeling like She-Ra. 'Twas merely a tribute to your good self.

Anyways, I'm not a pneumatic blonde. More of a gorgeous, pouting brunette. ZTD has the picture almost right. :rotfl:

PeachPickle

jessie that's sick! He's She-Ra's brother! :eek: :rotfl:

ZTD

jessicamb wrote:

Hi Minnie/She-Ra

Is this the 22 year old you were ogling a bit since???



Dont think much of his haircut though :rotfl:

I'm impressed by the haircut on the Speedos.

But they seem a little "empty". :eek:

MinnieSpender

jessicamb wrote:

Hi Minnie/[STRIKE]She-Ra[/STRIKE] naughty, naughty! Peach'll be after you!

Is this the 22 year old you were ogling a bit since???



Dont think much of his haircut though :rotfl:

Yeah, that's him.